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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84450 on: July 25, 2015, 02:04:12 pm »

Well, last I heard, human intelligence evolved to the heights it did as kind of a red queen arms race against each other in the social sphere. Outfoxing and outwitting each other to become the alpha male and mate, creating the next generation who then go on to outwit each other.

The technology and such is just an added bonus, our brains are really there to lie to each other convincingly and tell when the other person is lying.
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« Reply #84451 on: July 25, 2015, 02:13:29 pm »

Are you saying that our brains are essentially our genitalia's pimps?
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« Reply #84452 on: July 25, 2015, 02:17:17 pm »

... duh? I mean, it does a lot of other things, but... that's pretty much the primary use for everything's thinky bits, not just mankind's. What made our bits what they are was driven by reproductive increases. Whatever got us to breed the most stuck around (along with stuff that didn't get in the way, or didn't get in the way enough). Every bit of us is essentially our genitalia's pimps.
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« Reply #84453 on: July 25, 2015, 02:17:59 pm »

What is this human instinct of being unwell?

It is the second time in a short period I felt this.

I was just in a mall and suddenly I felt faint, I checked my hands to make sure I wasn't going pale, and felt like I knew I was very unwell.

I later lied down on the floor for a bit...

I thought I was better... but it came back today at about 9... the same light headedness, chills, nausea, and feeling like I was going pale in spite not doing so.

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I just kind of find it interesting because... the human body/mind seems to be built in with that simple instinct that is kind of beyond just an assessment of issues.

Not sure that's actually an 'instinct' or if you have sudden-onset hypoglycemia.
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« Reply #84454 on: July 25, 2015, 02:18:56 pm »

... duh? I mean, it does a lot of other things, but... that's pretty much the primary use for everything's thinky bits, not just mankind's. What made our bits what they are was driven by reproductive increases. Whatever got us to breed the most stuck around (along with stuff that didn't get in the way, or didn't get in the way enough). Every bit of us is essentially our genitalia's pimps.
Unless you're past reproductive age. Then you're pretty much an extension of your kids' genitalia, in that you aid them in raising their kids.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84455 on: July 25, 2015, 02:24:54 pm »

Amounts to the same thing, but yeah. Sometimes part of pimping your nethers is pimping other people's nethers.
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« Reply #84456 on: July 25, 2015, 02:25:15 pm »

... duh? I mean, it does a lot of other things, but... that's pretty much the primary use for everything's thinky bits, not just mankind's. What made our bits what they are was driven by reproductive increases. Whatever got us to breed the most stuck around (along with stuff that didn't get in the way, or didn't get in the way enough). Every bit of us is essentially our genitalia's pimps.
Unless you're past reproductive age. Then you're pretty much an extension of your kids' genitalia, in that you aid them in raising their kids.
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« Reply #84457 on: July 25, 2015, 02:30:08 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84458 on: July 25, 2015, 03:15:49 pm »

What is this human instinct of being unwell?

It is the second time in a short period I felt this.

I was just in a mall and suddenly I felt faint, I checked my hands to make sure I wasn't going pale, and felt like I knew I was very unwell.

I later lied down on the floor for a bit...

I thought I was better... but it came back today at about 9... the same light headedness, chills, nausea, and feeling like I was going pale in spite not doing so.

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I just kind of find it interesting because... the human body/mind seems to be built in with that simple instinct that is kind of beyond just an assessment of issues.

Not sure that's actually an 'instinct' or if you have sudden-onset hypoglycemia.

Mm, I'm no doctor, but that sounds just about exactly like the symptoms that a hypoglycemic girl I used to know would have.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84459 on: July 25, 2015, 03:21:43 pm »

Are you pregnant, Neo? Congratulations. You should name the baby Yoink, regardless of gender.
Lily is a much better name. Call the kid Lily, Neo!
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« Reply #84460 on: July 25, 2015, 03:22:56 pm »

name the kid butt

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« Reply #84461 on: July 25, 2015, 04:07:57 pm »

Are you pregnant, Neo? Congratulations. You should name the baby Yoink, regardless of gender.
Lily is a much better name. Call the kid Lily, Neo!
Combine the two and call them Yoily. Or Link.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84462 on: July 25, 2015, 04:12:07 pm »

My mother wants me to start playing an MMORPG with her. I'm ambivalent; might as well humor her, I guess?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84463 on: July 25, 2015, 04:16:12 pm »

My mother wants me to start playing an MMORPG with her. I'm ambivalent; might as well humor her, I guess?
Find a free one? If that fails, one without a subscription. Don't want to bleed money.
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« Reply #84464 on: July 25, 2015, 04:23:54 pm »

Nah, it's a specific one she's found. No, I'm not going to say which one.
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