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NJW2000

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81825 on: August 01, 2015, 01:08:04 pm »

Why not just petition for a law that declares vampires illegal aliens, i.e. uninvited to your home?

Or country. Vote UKIP, stop Lithuanian Communist Vampires with AIDs coming into our country, outdoing us at our jobs and abusing our health systems...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81826 on: August 01, 2015, 01:13:27 pm »

Why not just petition for a law that declares vampires illegal aliens, i.e. uninvited to your home country?
That'll stop 'em coming in, but you can't ward of Dracula once he's inside by shouting, "You're not wanted here!"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81827 on: August 01, 2015, 01:15:21 pm »

Why not just petition for a law that declares vampires illegal aliens, i.e. uninvited to your home?

Or country. Vote UKIP, stop Lithuanian Communist Vampires with AIDs coming into our country, outdoing us at our jobs and abusing our health systems...

Draining the NHS's blood banks, no wonder we have a shortage... Biting into blood oranges and necktarines without paying for them...

Hmm... does the sea count as running water?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81828 on: August 01, 2015, 01:15:31 pm »

You could do it with boroughs, counties, states, toilets, etc. Basically screw life up for those emo douches that drink peoples blood.
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« Reply #81829 on: August 01, 2015, 01:16:53 pm »

Eventually, they would all have to move to Best Korea.

Maybe that is why their press keeps reporting supernatural entity sightings?
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« Reply #81830 on: August 01, 2015, 01:54:54 pm »

What would you guys actually do all day if you were immortal  vampires that couldn't cross a threshold, be in the light of day, go near running water, and other myths?

I guess you could get a bunker and read books. Or this.
So... be a stereotypical NEET, except immortal and undead.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81831 on: August 01, 2015, 01:59:33 pm »

What would you guys actually do all day if you were immortal  vampires that couldn't cross a threshold, be in the light of day, go near running water, and other myths?

I guess you could get a bunker and read books. Or this.
So... be a stereotypical NEET, except immortal.
FTFY
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81832 on: August 01, 2015, 02:01:21 pm »

What would you guys actually do all day if you were immortal  vampires that couldn't cross a threshold, be in the light of day, go near running water, and other myths?

I guess you could get a bunker and read books. Or this.
So... be a stereotypical NEET, except immortal and undead.
Makes sense. I'm not sure why modern vampires are suave clubhoppers, vampirism is more of a hinderance in that area. Whilst NEETs get the biggest benefit from it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81833 on: August 01, 2015, 02:02:18 pm »

So much construction going on.

Lanes are blocked off and there are massive lineups because dicks in the free lanes aren't letting others have room to change lanes.
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« Reply #81834 on: August 01, 2015, 02:03:31 pm »

You aren't typing from your car are you ???
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« Reply #81835 on: August 01, 2015, 02:06:31 pm »

What would you guys actually do all day if you were immortal  vampires that couldn't cross a threshold, be in the light of day, go near running water, and other myths?

Mostly what I usually do, which is stay inside reading/playing vidya games/watching animus most of the time and only venture outside with basically my entire body covered in unseasonably warm attire. Maybe I'd get myself a hijab or something similar that covers my entire body and say that removing it is against my religion? I usually don't enter people's houses or similar without an invitation anyways. Not sure what I'd do for blood though. Vampiric domination my way into a blood bank? Drain it from recently dead people who don't need it anymore? I'd also only be able to cross the huge river bisecting the city I live in when its frozen, which is only like half the year, so that could be annoying.

EDIT: Maybe we should make a thread? Bay12 Vampirism Strategy Thread or somesuch?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81836 on: August 01, 2015, 02:12:27 pm »

Supernatural Strategy Thread. What would you do if you were a [supernatural creature of the week].

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81837 on: August 01, 2015, 02:16:15 pm »

Supernatural Strategy Thread. What would you do if you were a [supernatural creature of the week].

What would you do if you were a monster girl.
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« Reply #81838 on: August 01, 2015, 02:36:15 pm »

Sit provocatively in the woods and eat people who get too close?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81839 on: August 01, 2015, 02:38:30 pm »

Sit provocatively in the woods and eat people who get too close?

Wow, you read my mind.
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