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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649551 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #105 on: April 26, 2011, 05:55:02 pm »
Quote from: Jeoshua on April 26, 2011, 05:26:59 pm
Use the blood of elves in his megaproject, instead.

WWUD if Kobolds, Goblins, Humans, and a Megabeast showed up at the exact same time, and they were all pissed?
Most likely, like all of my others, nothing. The factions would attack and kill one another; the remaining one would either limp off or be weak enough for the militia to easily exterminate. Plus, Urist isn't completely certain what the concept of "deadly danger stay inside" is.

What would Urist do if he was locked into a perfectly safe room, with limitless supplies of the best roasts and sunshine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #106 on: April 26, 2011, 06:09:15 pm »
Go stark raving mad when he couldn't find the necessary pieces for the artifact mood he would inevitably go into, and starve to death amongst that plethora of provisions.

WWUD if the King died on his front doorstep, one moment from the fort becomming a Kingdom?
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I like fortresses because they are still underground.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #107 on: April 26, 2011, 09:13:47 pm »
Quote from: Jeoshua on April 26, 2011, 06:09:15 pm
Go stark raving mad when he couldn't find the necessary pieces for the artifact mood he would inevitably go into, and starve to death amongst that plethora of provisions.

WWUD if the King died on his front doorstep, one moment from the fort becomming a Kingdom?
Nothing. Why would he care? All nobles are the same.

What would Urist do if he kept getting nothing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #108 on: April 27, 2011, 12:31:50 pm »
Urist Cancels No Task.  Too insane.

WWUD if a baron came to the fort whose only hard mandate is to make puzzleboxes.
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You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #109 on: April 27, 2011, 12:34:51 pm »
He'd make exactly one puzzlebox and proceed to beat the baron to death with it.

WWUD if he/she became the Monarch of the Goblins?
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #110 on: April 27, 2011, 12:51:26 pm »
Quote from: ArKFallen on April 27, 2011, 12:34:51 pm
He'd make exactly one puzzlebox and proceed to beat the baron to death with it.

WWUD if he/she became the Monarch of the Goblins?

Teach them the refined ethics of "Murder is not a personal matter, unless alcohol or kittens are involved."

What would Urist do if she was promoted to baroness from the rabble?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #111 on: April 27, 2011, 05:04:04 pm »
Pull a lever that for some reason deconstructs the support holding up the ceiling.

WWUD if her only son was killed during a training accident involving wooden training spears and a lever set to repeat.
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You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.

Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #112 on: April 27, 2011, 06:42:58 pm »
Stroke her magnifecent beard.

WWUD if all the kittens were killed in a magma accident and he was the bucther?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #113 on: April 27, 2011, 07:06:00 pm »
Enter a fell mood while standing next to the legendary armorsmith.

WWUD if it was his best friend?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #114 on: April 28, 2011, 05:49:52 am »
Not care because he's ecstatic from making an artifact dwarf leather shoe.

WWUD is his artifact was stolen by a kobold?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #115 on: April 28, 2011, 03:40:40 pm »
He'd go berzerk and kill the entire kobold siege afterward by himself. After killing half the population of the fortress, of course.

WWUD if he hadnt got anywhere to suicide while being struck by melancholy
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #116 on: April 28, 2011, 05:12:16 pm »
Die in the dining room and rot, so that everybody will be as miserable as him.

WWUD if there was no dining room ?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #117 on: April 28, 2011, 06:08:52 pm »
He would go into a fell mood and become mayor and order a dining room, THEN die and rot in there.

WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive on earth?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #118 on: April 29, 2011, 12:14:36 am »
Drink booze and admire his masterfully crafted chair and table.

What would Urist do if he woke up one day and found himself as tall as a human?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #119 on: April 29, 2011, 10:56:54 am »
Nothing?
WWUDI He had the power to punch megabeasts 150 tiles away?
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