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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649724 times)

stabbymcstabstab

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #510 on: June 23, 2011, 10:23:30 am »
look at the bay12 webpage

WWUD if he couldnt download DF on his computer
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #511 on: June 23, 2011, 10:24:06 am »
Go stark raving mad.

WWUD if he finally finished Human Town?
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Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #512 on: June 23, 2011, 10:26:54 am »
Be the dwarven god

WWUD if he had a portal gun
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #513 on: June 23, 2011, 10:29:38 am »
Quote from: Quarynn on June 23, 2011, 10:26:54 am
Be the dwarven god

WWUD if he had a portal gun

OMG, look out behind you!

WWUD if he used the portal gun to translate himself to Earth, and then the portal gun broke.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #514 on: June 23, 2011, 10:33:22 am »
The word is not translate, however

Urist McScientist cancelled teleportation: body split half
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #515 on: June 23, 2011, 03:54:13 pm »
OW thats easy take over the EARTH death to all HIPPIES also make DF a relgion and toady its god

WWUD if he did take over the earth
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #516 on: June 23, 2011, 03:59:40 pm »
get any other race as slaves and rape elven bitches

WWUD if he had a kitten
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #517 on: June 23, 2011, 07:11:56 pm »
Butcher it, eat it's remains, make a hat out of it's leather, then be melancholy because he lost a pet lately.

WWUD if he made an artifact adamantine kitten?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #518 on: June 23, 2011, 08:38:47 pm »
Become Captain of the Guard and hold off whole sieges dual weilding it with a warhammer. Fear him for he is Urist the Bite of Kittens.

WWUD if he had a slade breastplate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #519 on: June 23, 2011, 09:19:12 pm »
Nothing. Do you have any idea how heavy slade is!?!?!?

WWUD if a human civ discovered cotton candy, and was seiging his home.
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UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #520 on: June 23, 2011, 09:31:21 pm »
have  party at the new way to mine

WWUD if that was the only way to get money
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #521 on: June 24, 2011, 04:45:40 am »
1) Build wall around human town.
2) Flood with magma.
3) Wait for magma to drain away.
4) Collect the candy.
5) ???
6) Booze!

Humans would probably last 3-4 years before extinction.

What would UristMcLegendaryBlacksmith do if he met a human that was better at metalsmithing than him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #522 on: June 24, 2011, 04:47:19 am »
Learn his secrets.

WWUD if he accidentally killed his legendary +5 axedorf comrade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #523 on: June 24, 2011, 08:10:36 am »
Find himself wondering why this new bedroom he's been given seems to be getting hotter...

What Would Urist Do if given a glorious magma heated bedroom?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #524 on: June 24, 2011, 08:14:22 am »
"Urist McUnLucky has been fine recently. He enjoyed own warm wall recently."

WWUD if there was a lever in said room?
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