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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649907 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #630 on: July 05, 2011, 09:13:50 pm »
Run out to grab some socks, as per usual.

WWUD if he was Obok Meatgod?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #631 on: July 06, 2011, 01:53:49 am »
Complain that the player deleted his save file.

What would happen to Urist McLedendaryProgrammer if he made the game elf tree-house on the dwarven supercomputer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #632 on: July 06, 2011, 06:50:02 am »
All the dwarves would play it and try to kill all the elves.

WWUD if he made cutebold camp on the dwarven supercomputer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #633 on: July 06, 2011, 09:58:47 am »
Quote from: Dsarker on July 06, 2011, 06:50:02 am
All the dwarves would play it and try to kill all the elves.

WWUD if he made cutebold camp on the dwarven supercomputer?

Same as if trying to kill the elves.

WWUD if DF was named 'Man Castle'?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #634 on: July 06, 2011, 03:18:20 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 06, 2011, 09:58:47 am
WWUD if DF was named 'Man Castle'?
Endlessly complain on the forums that the name makes no sense.

WWUD if DF was a Minecraft mod?
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Of course, since he doesn't actually walk around counting things, we can only assume that bookkeeping time is spent in deep meditation, psychically sensing exactly how many piles of orthoclase there are. It takes a while to hone a skill like that.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #635 on: July 06, 2011, 03:27:39 pm »
Quote from: Urist McBusDriver on July 06, 2011, 03:18:20 pm
WWUD if DF was a Minecraft mod?
Try to tame a creeper but get blown up when he realises the Dungeon Master us bugged in the current version.

WWUD if Magma was only attainable through elves?
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Urist McHappy has entered a fit of euphoria!
Urist McHappy hugs the Fish Cleaner in the upper body, jamming his love through the brain and warming his callous heart!
The Fish Cleaner has been taught the value of friendship!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #636 on: July 06, 2011, 04:44:56 pm »
Squeeze out their fluids for that precious, precious magma.

WWUD his hands rotted off?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #637 on: July 06, 2011, 05:18:44 pm »
Say he's to injured to work ortrain, but not to injured to bite a troll to death

WWUD if df was an ANIME.....?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #638 on: July 06, 2011, 06:18:06 pm »
Get killed by a flying sidekick from a random goblin that's stopping him from peeping on a bathing female elf. Then proceed to come back in the next scene completely unharmed. Repeat as necessary with various different perverted acts and girls.

WWUD if DF was a western cartoon?
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #639 on: July 06, 2011, 06:55:29 pm »
Nothing. That is just...an odd combination.

What would Urist do if his home planet was visited by Tyranids?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #640 on: July 06, 2011, 09:55:20 pm »
Beat the tyranids.


WWUD if the Squats invaded?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #641 on: July 06, 2011, 11:05:03 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on July 06, 2011, 09:55:20 pm
Beat the tyranids.


WWUD if the Squats invaded?

"Everyone, I have good news! We're fucked!"

WWUD if he yelled "WE ARE SPESS MARINES, WE ARE THE EMPERAH'S FURY!"
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #642 on: July 07, 2011, 05:21:28 am »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 06, 2011, 11:05:03 pm
"Everyone, I have good news! We're fucked!"

WWUD if he yelled "WE ARE SPESS MARINES, WE ARE THE EMPERAH'S FURY!"

Get crushed by a dwarf falling from space.

WWUD if there were bloodsuckers in DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #643 on: July 07, 2011, 09:46:18 pm »
Nothing, bloodsuckers already exist, mostly in the form of procedurally generated beasts.

What would Urist do if his fort was visited by a caravan of Eldar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #644 on: July 08, 2011, 01:27:06 am »
Mishear 'Eldar' for 'Elfers' and pull the lever.

A goblin snatcher grabs Urist's only son. At the same time, a kobold thief snatches the final barrel of booze. Both are escaping in opposite directions. What would Urist do?
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