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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649555 times)

noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #765 on: July 17, 2011, 05:52:28 pm »
Kill him, due to a strange impulse.
WWUD if he was a champion, being sent to kill 3 siege squads of goblins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #766 on: July 17, 2011, 05:54:47 pm »
kill them all and survive but without both arms.




WWUD if he was a fisher without arms?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #767 on: July 17, 2011, 06:17:06 pm »
Cause a tantrum spiral

WWUD if he was an elf?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #768 on: July 18, 2011, 03:58:50 am »
Become a diplomat and kindly ask the short tree butchers to stop killing trees. Then get dropped into magma during a tragic lever malfunction while exiting the fort.

What would Urist McArchitect do if he discovered that half the pumps in the magma pump stack were installed backwards? And someone had already been sent to turn it on?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #769 on: July 18, 2011, 04:51:39 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 18, 2011, 03:58:50 am
Become a diplomat and kindly ask the short tree butchers to stop killing trees. Then get dropped into magma during a tragic lever malfunction while exiting the fort.

What would Urist McArchitect do if he discovered that half the pumps in the magma pump stack were installed backwards? And someone had already been sent to turn it on?

Throw a party at the table closest to the magma pumps!

WWUD if he drink the same beverage for a long time?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #770 on: July 18, 2011, 01:22:12 pm »
Quote from: Utaelilya on July 18, 2011, 04:51:39 am
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 18, 2011, 03:58:50 am
Become a diplomat and kindly ask the short tree butchers to stop killing trees. Then get dropped into magma during a tragic lever malfunction while exiting the fort.

What would Urist McArchitect do if he discovered that half the pumps in the magma pump stack were installed backwards? And someone had already been sent to turn it on?

Throw a party at the table closest to the magma pumps!

WWUD if he drink the same beverage for a long time?

Nothing. Dwarves don't give a damn as long as they have booze.

WWUD if he was a mercenary for the Humans?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #771 on: July 19, 2011, 03:15:08 am »
He would walk across the planet multiple times to kill forgotten beasts at the request of the humans. Then, after getting board with this, he would kill all the humans.

WWUD if he claimed a dead goblin's sock, but couldn't collect it because the fort's front door is locked?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #772 on: July 19, 2011, 03:33:20 pm »
Break down the door while the siege is still happening.

WWUD if he had a kid?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #773 on: July 19, 2011, 05:24:13 pm »
Quote from: pandamage on July 19, 2011, 03:33:20 pm
Break down the door while the siege is still happening.

WWUD if he had a kid?

Haul things untill he reaches his legendary strengh again.

WWUD if an elf asked him to make a wooden bin and then try to sell it to him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #774 on: July 19, 2011, 06:25:41 pm »
Quote from: Utaelilya on July 19, 2011, 05:24:13 pm
Quote from: pandamage on July 19, 2011, 03:33:20 pm
Break down the door while the siege is still happening.

WWUD if he had a kid?

Haul things untill he reaches his legendary strengh again.

WWUD if an elf asked him to make a wooden bin and then try to sell it to him?

Do so, of course.

WWUD if he was a sandwich?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #775 on: July 19, 2011, 08:25:07 pm »
use a hammer to make a elf "jam"

WWUD if he was a barrel of booze
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #776 on: July 19, 2011, 08:30:11 pm »
Urist McBooze has been struck down by Oddom McThirsty!
Sodel McGaurdCaptain has stuck down Urist McBooze!
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Your settlement has crumbled to its end.

WWUD if he was an artifact cat bone artifact?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #777 on: July 19, 2011, 08:41:04 pm »
First off, hitty40, I know you didn't like how G died, but STOP STEALING MY WWUD SHTICK!

Second off, nothing. There are no sentient artifacts...yet.

Tird off, what would Urist do if he was an immigrant to Ganymede, and a small piece of scrap metal struck the side of the ship near where he was?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #778 on: July 19, 2011, 10:32:30 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 19, 2011, 08:41:04 pm
First off, hitty40, I know you didn't like how G died, but STOP STEALING MY WWUD SHTICK!

Buddy, I don't even know what that last word means, but i'm guessing it's 'shit'.

But, if Urist was an immigrant to Ganymede, and a small piece of scrap metal struck the side of the ship near where he was, he probrably couldn't give a damn and go back to his sock-hunting.

WWUD if he created a bone axe...out of bones?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #779 on: July 19, 2011, 10:37:00 pm »
Wield the axe, killing every danger to the fort... until a stray ballistae round impales him.

WWUD if given he had to chose between slaughtering elves and goblins, or drinking booze.
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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