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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #840 on: July 30, 2011, 01:29:08 pm »
Caged Urist would get thrown in magma by Urist.

WWUD if he was transfered to a forest retreat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #841 on: July 30, 2011, 02:24:35 pm »
Urist has gone berserk!

WWUD if he went berserk in the middle of a fortress as a legendary +5 miner with max strength, toughness, and endurance, while mining with an artifact 1.5 million value adamantine pickaxe that menaces with spikes of adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #842 on: July 30, 2011, 04:54:51 pm »
Mine the granite FB's.

WWUD if he lost his sock in a deeeeeeeeep hole with no apparent entrance and had no pick to dig one?
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Quote from: San_A333 on April 11, 2011, 03:08:34 pm
Yes he is... So the countess will never bread?
Quote from: ancistrus on April 11, 2011, 03:14:16 pm
If she doesnt bread, let her cake.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #843 on: July 30, 2011, 06:28:48 pm »
Thats silly he would just jump for it

WWUD if it was a hole to the magma sea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #844 on: July 30, 2011, 07:09:13 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on July 30, 2011, 06:28:48 pm
Thats silly he would just jump for it

WWUD if it was a hole to the magma sea?

That's silly, he would just jump into it.

WWUD if there was a civil war going on?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #845 on: July 31, 2011, 06:13:55 am »
Fire the magma cannon.

WWUD if he discovered a pile of rat weed inside his barrel of ale?
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Quote from: San_A333 on April 11, 2011, 03:08:34 pm
Yes he is... So the countess will never bread?
Quote from: ancistrus on April 11, 2011, 03:14:16 pm
If she doesnt bread, let her cake.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #846 on: July 31, 2011, 11:26:52 am »
Quote from: Mobotium on July 31, 2011, 06:13:55 am
Fire the magma cannon.

WWUD if he discovered a pile of rat weed inside his barrel of ale?

Throw away the rat weed and continue with his drinking!

WWUD if he became a demigod?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #847 on: July 31, 2011, 11:30:29 am »
Kill every goblin he sees, then get stabbed in the brain while trying to get a sock.

WWUD if he could control 5 steel golems?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #848 on: July 31, 2011, 11:55:46 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on July 31, 2011, 11:30:29 am
Kill every goblin he sees, then get stabbed in the brain while trying to get a sock.

WWUD if he could control 5 steel golems?

Melt them down!

WWUD if he was Armok?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #849 on: July 31, 2011, 05:35:36 pm »
He would have a nicely working arm! ( ;) )


WWUD if he had to use a crutch for the rest of his life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #850 on: July 31, 2011, 05:57:01 pm »
Quote from: Utaelilya on July 31, 2011, 05:35:36 pm
WWUD if he had to use a crutch for the rest of his life?
Be a badass champion for the next 3 years, and die to a giant olm.

WWUD if every stone he mined turned to dust?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #851 on: July 31, 2011, 07:40:01 pm »
Be sent to dig out stockpile rooms. Dead handy noob miner!

WWUD if he was lost at sea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #852 on: July 31, 2011, 08:40:28 pm »
Carp.

WWUD if everything he touched turned to magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #853 on: July 31, 2011, 08:48:34 pm »
Poke Elves.

What would Urist do if an Elvish wizard cursed him to lose his beard?
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
Check out my RtD!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #854 on: August 01, 2011, 02:19:44 am »
Quote from: Niccolo on July 31, 2011, 08:48:34 pm
Poke Elves.

What would Urist do if an Elvish wizard cursed him to lose his beard?

Grow a new one. Then kill the Wizard.

WWUD if the queen he married had an ufortunate accident?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.
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