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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #915 on: August 04, 2011, 04:42:06 am »
Pet the enormous poisoned fire crab with boiling blood, and run into the booze stockpile.

WWUD if he knew there was a metal even more valuable and stronger than candy in the deepest reaches of the red holes in the circus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #916 on: August 04, 2011, 04:59:38 am »
Spread the news, wait for the crazed dwarves go down there to retrieve the metal, seal the entrance and escape with all the candy in the Fort balanced on the top of his head.

What would Urist do if his elven neighbors created a Fortress even more awesome than his?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #917 on: August 04, 2011, 07:15:53 am »
Urist McWhatever has been ecstatic lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.

What would Urist do if he was the only dwarf in the fortress, and it was currently being sieged by goblins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #918 on: August 04, 2011, 07:29:44 am »
Depends on the amount of booze: if there's hardly any, he'll decide that he'll rather die and attack the goblins. If booze is plentiful, he'll just lock the doors and start living out the "after the neutron bomb" scenario in Fort Urist.

What would Urist do if he invested his lifetime savings in charcoal industry just before the magma furnace was invented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #919 on: August 04, 2011, 09:53:53 am »
Stick to the old-fashioned coal-fueled furnaces.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #920 on: August 04, 2011, 02:27:55 pm »
Finally realize that drinking water is messing up his head.

What would Urist McRoyal do after seeing the following announcement...

We have struck Weapons Grade Plutonium! Praise the miners!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #921 on: August 04, 2011, 02:52:00 pm »
Explode the fortress trying to make a radioactive magma bomb.

What would Urist do if all the water and booze in the fortress became irradiated?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #922 on: August 04, 2011, 03:00:24 pm »
Drink it anyway, those who die are pansy elves!


WWUD if he began to mutate after drinking some suspicious booze.
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UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #923 on: August 04, 2011, 03:13:14 pm »
Carry on as normal till he keels over, or goes beserk, one of the two is virtually garunteed.

WWUD if he encountred a forgotten beast made of slade with semi-liquid rock for blood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #924 on: August 04, 2011, 03:15:30 pm »
Attempt to dig a channel into it.

WWUD if he was Urist McWashington?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #925 on: August 04, 2011, 03:27:28 pm »
Lead the Fortress in their honorable quest for independence and become the King of the new civilization.

What would Urist do if he was told by his parents that he was adopted and instead of a dwarf he was a short and hairy human?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #926 on: August 04, 2011, 07:46:22 pm »
Change his name to carrot and go about his buisness, (Discworld FTW :p).

WWUD if dwarfs had TNT.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #927 on: August 04, 2011, 08:13:09 pm »
Nothing. He failed to retrieve it from the wagon before the river melted, causing the TNT to sink.

What would Urist do if he was a space marine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #928 on: August 04, 2011, 08:27:13 pm »
Fall to Chaos, of course, who have the blood god.


WWUD if he became a tau?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #929 on: August 04, 2011, 08:50:00 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on August 04, 2011, 08:27:13 pm
Fall to Chaos, of course, who have the blood god.


WWUD if he became a tau?

Mistake what it meant to be a fire warrior.

What would Urist do when the Necrons attacked?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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