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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1155 on: December 01, 2011, 07:41:04 pm »
Nothing, unless you count being hauled to a coffin.

What would Urist do if he was put in command of a polar retreat of toy-making elves and given a magical sleigh that could fly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1156 on: December 01, 2011, 08:26:45 pm »
"Daddy, I wonder what Urist McClaus brought for me this Dwarfmas?"

*opens present*

"OH SHIT! GOBLIN!"

*Urist McDad runs to grab shotgun*

'The Goblin punches the Child in the crotch, severing it off in an arc!'
'Urist McChild has bled to death.'


WWUD on Dwarfmas?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1157 on: December 01, 2011, 09:47:22 pm »
Drink and warm himself by the magma-covered goblin siege.



WWUD if he could filter nutrients from the atmosphere, like gobblers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1158 on: December 02, 2011, 02:00:44 pm »
Become depressed, as he would no longer need to drink alcohol.

WWUD if it started raining booze, but the doors outside were locked?
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Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1159 on: December 02, 2011, 02:15:20 pm »
Quote from: Jacos on December 02, 2011, 02:00:44 pm
Become depressed, as he would no longer need to drink alcohol.

WWUD if it started raining booze, but the doors outside were locked?

Throw a tantrum and punch the door down

WWUD if he was the only one in the fort?
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1160 on: December 02, 2011, 02:42:21 pm »
HERMIT FORT TIME!

WWUD if there was a nuclear fallout?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1161 on: December 02, 2011, 03:46:44 pm »
Urist McLemming has succumbed to radiation.

WWUD if an invincible green humanoid demon with antennae that spat eggs ruled the entire world? (Cookies to whoever knows who I'm talking about)
« Last Edit: December 02, 2011, 03:48:49 pm by jaxy15 »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1162 on: December 02, 2011, 05:29:00 pm »
Change his haircolor and style, and proceed use booze (spirits)to make a bomb. while teaching valuable life lessons.

WWUD if he had a toothache?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1163 on: December 02, 2011, 06:05:56 pm »
Nothing, until Urist McAchey has succumbed to infection.

What would Urist do if he found himself on a forested world, ruled by elves, where dwarves are kept as slaves and pets by the supposedly-superior elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1164 on: December 03, 2011, 12:04:31 am »
Dig deep enough and release !!CLOWNS!! to eradicate the elven warlords. Only dwarves can withstand !!CLOWNS!!, and there should be plenty of !!COTTON CANDY!! available.

WWUD if he discovered aluminum could be used as an effect beverage container?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1165 on: December 03, 2011, 12:31:42 am »



WWUD if FUS RO DAH failed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1166 on: December 03, 2011, 01:14:31 pm »
Breath magma. If he can do dragon shouts, and dragons can breath fire, why can't be breath magma?

What would Urist do if his beard was shaved off by goblins?
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Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1167 on: December 03, 2011, 01:17:38 pm »
Quote from: Jacos on December 03, 2011, 01:14:31 pm
Breath magma. If he can do dragon shouts, and dragons can breath fire, why can't be breath magma?

What would Urist do if his beard was shaved off by goblins?


FUS RO DAH the Gobbos away.
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1168 on: December 03, 2011, 01:19:07 pm »
Quote from: Uthric on December 03, 2011, 12:31:42 am



WWUD if FUS RO DAH failed?
Go back to playing DF instead of Skyrim.

Quote from: Jacos on December 03, 2011, 01:14:31 pm
Breath magma. If he can do dragon shouts, and dragons can breath fire, why can't be breath magma?

What would Urist do if his beard was shaved off by goblins?
Urist McBeardless is stricken by melacholy!

WWUD if the water levels in the fort were rapidly rising?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1169 on: December 03, 2011, 07:38:49 pm »
Go get his sock while it is still only 3/7 high.

WWUD if he fell in an eerie pit and came out of the bottom of your computer?
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