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[GreatWyrmGold]

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Fuzz its crap up, yo.

I was aksing how Urist would react to creating Frankenstein's Monster, the one in the original novel.

Nothing. He's burnt to a crisp.

What would Urist do if he accidently created Frankenstein's Monster?

[adasdad]

use it for hauling

(also, wouldn't it be urist's monster?)

WWUD if all of his body parts had grasp?

[jaxy15]

Kill an entire goblin siege wielding axes with his ribs and shields with his legs.

WWUD if he was superdwarf?

[adasdad]

It's a giant mosqitoe! it's a rok! no, it's... SUPERDWARF!


and then he got atomsmashed.


WWUD if he learned how to kill a vampire sponge?

[Lagslayer]

Be killed once it reanimates.

WWUD if he invented the internet.

[Kaleb702 Games]

He'd make the Uristplex, and Urist.com; the best search engine.

[Shinotsa]

Be killed once it reanimates.

WWUD if he invented the internet.

Be exterminated as it's the first step toward implementing Dwarfnet (in development)


WWUD with a donkey leather flute?

[GreatWyrmGold]

The same thing he'd do with any other flute: Nothing.

What would Urist do if he MADE a donkey leather flute?

[Malt_Hitman]

Urist would take his artifact donkey leather flute and become the Pied Piper.  He would lead all of the little uristlings to the nearest garbage shoot where they’d be attacked by a wooden spear on repeat until they dodged down into the pit to certain death in the semi-molten rock making room in the fort for new, useful members of dwarven society.  Like legendary cheesemaker migrants!

WWUD with 100 masterfully crafted wheels of cheese?

[adasdad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCrhDamN82k


WWUD if on the uristnet, he reposted on a forum?

[adasdad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCrhDamN82k


WWUD if, on the urist net, the repost was slightly different?

[grimman007]

Get magma'd by a noble who thought Urist had violated the trade mandate on videos.

What would Urist choose if he was due for a gladitorial match against a bronze colossus HFS and had to choose between an artifact platinum warhammer, an artifact adamantine battle axe, or a xxPig Tail Fiber Sockxx?

[Lagslayer]

Use the xxPig Tail Fiber Sockxx, because this is an obvious execution chamber, and you don't want the legendary lye maker to be armed.

WWUD If he still somehow managed to kill that monstrosity with his xxPig Tail Fiber Sockxx?

[Teneb]

Get magma'd, since it's an execution chamber after all and the overseer doesn't want to let a lye maker wander around the fort, bragging about how he/she survived the execution chamber.

WWUD if he learned that the hammerer is a vampire?

[adasdad]

in an incredible show of intelligence, see the writing on the wall and GTBO of that fortress. along with most of its adamantine.

WWUD if he had the the innate ability to mak everyone around him smart?