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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649645 times)

weenog

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1620 on: June 20, 2012, 03:56:25 pm »
Headbutt a unicorn while ranting and raging about their conspiracy with the monkeys.  Always the monkeys!  They know the secrets of the banana, and if we can't stop them, we are doomed!

WWUD if changing labors required an application and interview process?
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Listen up: making a thing a ‼thing‼ doesn't make it more awesome or extreme.  It simply indicates the thing is on fire.  Get it right or look like a silly poser.

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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1621 on: June 20, 2012, 03:58:49 pm »
Strip naked and beat himself to death with his =pig tail fiber sock=. Dammit, ninja'd.

Be a lye maker forever, because he has no reading skill.

WWUD If the clowns turned out to be friendly?
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King Mir

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1622 on: June 20, 2012, 04:33:29 pm »
Try to convince them to kill goblins for him.

WWUD if he could see through rock?
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newbonomicon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1623 on: June 20, 2012, 06:06:30 pm »
Get bored of it and listen to dubstep instead.

WWUD if he liked dubstep?
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grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1624 on: June 20, 2012, 07:57:31 pm »
Be liquefied by the bass. Then watch with tears in his eyes as the dwarves weaponize it into HEAVY METAL DUBSTEP and use it to kill elves.

The forgotten beast YouGonnaGetRaped has come! A giant sponge twisted into elephant form. Beware its deadly carpicorn spawn and even deadlier cave-in dust!
What does Urist do?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1625 on: June 20, 2012, 08:44:17 pm »
ATTEND PARTY

What would Urist do if he had chronic constipation?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1626 on: June 20, 2012, 09:39:39 pm »
Nothing. Sewage isn't implemented (yet?).

What would Urist do if he found an ancient artifact silver lance frozen in a block of ice with a silver dragon and a knight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1627 on: June 21, 2012, 08:30:29 am »
Have fun for hours.

What would Urist do if his mother was kidnapped by human bandits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1628 on: June 21, 2012, 10:25:49 am »
Quote from: IronTomato on June 21, 2012, 08:30:29 am
Have fun for hours.

What would Urist do if his mother was kidnapped by human bandits?
Go save her, find her detached arm, and beat them to death with it.

WWUD if convection were invented? (By that I mean, what if heat sources like lava killed anything with a few meters?)
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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vidboi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1629 on: June 21, 2012, 11:10:48 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on June 21, 2012, 10:25:49 am
Go save her, find her detached arm, and beat them to death with it.

WWUD if convection were invented? (By that I mean, what if heat sources like lava killed anything with a few meters?)

Be set on fire moments before being drowned in magma, but due to not noticing being on fire urist wouldn't notice any difference.

WWUD if he realised that being on fire was bad, and more importantly wouldn't let him drink any more booze?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1630 on: June 21, 2012, 08:01:57 pm »
pack his socks with 80 pounds of gunpowder and nails, and run into the goblin horde. ten minutes behind schedule.

WWUD if [DATA EXPUNGED]
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1631 on: June 23, 2012, 02:27:16 am »
Stop existing.

What would Urist McAdventurer do if he suddenly realized that it's not possible to carry 50 shields in one hand and 50 weapons in the other?
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jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1632 on: June 23, 2012, 02:35:26 am »
Drop everything and faceplant into the pile of weapons.

WWUD if he was intelligent?
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vidboi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1633 on: June 23, 2012, 07:09:18 am »
Dig an escape tunnel out your hard drive when you weren't watching.

WWUD with an infinite number of mechanisms?
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CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1634 on: June 23, 2012, 09:28:46 am »
Make a computer and a bunch of magma cannons... Oh wait, he already did that. Well, he'd do it some more.

WWUD if he had an HDTV in his fort, playing MLP:FiM?
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