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[adasdad]

punch gobbos.
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

WWUD if he was arife with devastation, a toymaker's creation, trapped inside a crystal ball?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, since I already asked what he would do if he was in a Discworld dwarf settlement, this question is redundant. (Discworld is carried on A'Tuin's back, after all)
if he was standing directly on the turtles back, however, i assume he would dig down and eat and drink the flesh and blood of the turtle.

You actually asked what he'd do if A'Tuin visited the fort, presumably meaning that the tutle wasn't dropping the Discworld to look at something someone built on what it was carrying around.

WWUD if he was arife with devastation, a toymaker's creation, trapped inside a crystal ball?

Nothing, what part of "trapped" do you not understand?

What would Urist do if he found himself in Luna City shortly before Adam Selene was declared to have died?

[adasdad]

minor derail, regard at your own risk

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use some of the particularly durable specimens to tunnel out.

WWUD if he found himself in a Discworld dwarven settlement?

yeah, it was far back, but i did ask it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spoiler: Derail Continued (click to show/hide)

There needs to be some kind of expiration date on those. You can't really expect someone to read through all 110+ pages of this thread and remember everything just to not repeat something, can you? If it was a page or two back, okay, but about a dozen passes the limit, methinks.

[grimman007]

I'm gonna rerail this thread like DK riding a minecart.

Use the electromagnetic catapult to rain lava upon earth. That'll show those damn humans!

WWUD if his vision was augmented?

[Lagslayer]

A dwarf with x-ray vision? The job cancellation spam would be endless! Also, he'd crash your fps by seeing into all the caverns and the circus.

WWUD If he was on the wrong end of an abusive relationship with his beard?

[Corai]

A dwarf with x-ray vision? The job cancellation spam would be endless! Also, he'd crash your fps by seeing into all the caverns and the circus.

WWUD If he was on the wrong end of an abusive relationship with his beard?

Get a divorce, only to realize those dont exist in dwarven society.


WWUD if he met a elven hitman to take care of his abusive beard?

[adasdad]

fail to think things through, end being a dorf like everyone else until he took an arrow to the neck.

derail concluded:

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fair enough.

WWUD if he was a MLP shipper?

[Eric Blank]

Sing the logistics song while shipping packages of meat to various restaurants.

WWUD if extraterrestrials saw he was building something, and came down to tell him he was doing it wrong?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Pull the lever to show he did it right and kill them all in a magma-styled death.

WWUD if he got the order to obsidionize a noble, craft the obsidian into a statue of that noble, and drop it into a volcano?

[Lagslayer]

Happily carry out his duties.

WWUD if Derpy were edited out of all the MLP FiM episodes and was replaced with images if Tingle?

[Firehawk45]

Magma.... ALOTOFIT!

WWUD if the only people left with him in the world are the elves?

[Monk321654]

Magma.... ALOTOFIT!

WWUD if the only people left with him in the world are the elves?

Engineer a virus that kills elves and makes dwarf babies arise from the corpses.
Then there is NOTHING BUT DWARVES!

WWUD if he were suddenly stuck in a world filled with babies?

[adasdad]

send them to fight, ticking off the Heavy Weapons Guy.

WWUD if that soapmaker's a SPAH

[Corai]

Enjoy the soapy mud bathes.


WWUD if that soapmaker was a spy?