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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649816 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2910 on: October 18, 2012, 01:24:57 pm »
Fire it, but it would malfunction somehow because dorf and only discharge enough energy to melt her local area.

WWUD if the Death Star suddenly appeared in the sky above her?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2911 on: October 18, 2012, 09:33:41 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 18, 2012, 01:24:57 pm
WWUD if the Death Star suddenly appeared in the sky above her?

Urist has been caught in freakish weather reacently

WWUD If suddenly darth vader?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2912 on: October 18, 2012, 10:05:36 pm »
Urist has suffocated.

WWUD if suddenly, lightsabers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2913 on: October 18, 2012, 10:28:42 pm »
Forge the ever living fuck out of them

WWUD if all elves became deities?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2914 on: October 18, 2012, 10:30:21 pm »
Be atheist.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2915 on: October 18, 2012, 10:37:15 pm »
Congratulate self for getting the creature there safely.

WWUD if her children were in the daycare she was ordered to shove the forgotten beast in?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2916 on: October 18, 2012, 11:58:35 pm »
Do it anyway. Then start a tantrum spiral when they're all dead.

WWUD if the entire world were lathered in soap, blood, and bacon?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2917 on: October 19, 2012, 12:58:16 am »
Rejoice, since last time somebody tried to mod in bacon the meat became magma.

WWUD if Finely Minced Magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2918 on: October 19, 2012, 01:02:01 am »
Enter a strange mood, then build an Artifact Magma Bed for the baron that mandated candy socks.

WWUD if she was a child in Dwarven daycare?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2919 on: October 19, 2012, 01:03:14 am »
Punch stray dogs to death.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2920 on: October 19, 2012, 01:11:48 am »
Somehow make a Slade Artifact Warhammer, become legendary while hitting birds, befriend the entire fort, have eighteen children, then explode into gore the bodyparts of her, her children, and her hammer flying at high speeds to decapitate half the fort, crush Urist McKing, explode him into gore, further decapitating half the survivors. The resulting tantrum will remove the rest of the dwarves, releasing a GDS from it's cage, who will wield the hammer against the reclaimation team.

WWUD if goblins rode Giant Desert Scorpions?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2921 on: October 19, 2012, 08:35:43 am »
Hide. That's what we always do when enemies show up on GDS. >.>

WWUD if suddenly air was a thing and she had to worry about making sure it's composition was safe to breath and not mixed with explosives?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2922 on: October 19, 2012, 09:25:32 pm »
Nothing. Unused to such things, poor Urist knows not what to do. May such a time never come to pass...


What would Urist do if stranded on an island?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2923 on: October 19, 2012, 09:30:13 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 09:25:32 pm
Nothing. Unused to such things, poor Urist knows not what to do. May such a time never come to pass...


What would Urist do if stranded on an island?
Stand there and idle due to no pickaxes and axes on embark then get attacked by a giant thrall sponge

WWUD if he was to play dota 2
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2924 on: October 19, 2012, 09:43:40 pm »
Lose, take it badly, throw a tantrum then go berserk.

WWUD if someone took his most prized masterpieces for their own?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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