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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649858 times)

Volfgarix

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2970 on: October 22, 2012, 01:29:17 pm »
Die due to old age.

WWUD if meet Leonardo Da Vinci?
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Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2971 on: October 22, 2012, 02:40:10 pm »
Wonder how this simple human had so many strange moods in his lifetime.

WWUD if she WAS Urist Da Vinci?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2972 on: October 22, 2012, 03:42:58 pm »
Fail to complete a strange mood, and go berserk, smashing heads with her platinum warhammer artifact.

WWUD if she was attacked by ten titans at once, and only armed with a spear?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2973 on: October 22, 2012, 05:18:06 pm »
Die. Horribly.

WWUD if she was the best pony?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2974 on: October 22, 2012, 05:22:48 pm »
She'd be the subject of countless lesbian shipfics.

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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2975 on: October 22, 2012, 05:44:50 pm »
comment on the paintjob

WWI of HE was the best pony?
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chaosgear

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2976 on: October 22, 2012, 06:10:35 pm »
...I don't get it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2977 on: October 22, 2012, 06:48:34 pm »
Quote from: Detahramet on October 22, 2012, 05:44:50 pm
WWI of HE was the best pony?

Assuming this is "if Urist(male) was best pony" then he'd still be the subject of countless shipfics, only now it's maleXmale, which are much less common than the girlXgirl fics and are generally frowned upon by Urist's fandom.

Quote from: chaosgear on October 22, 2012, 06:10:35 pm
WWUD if there was a cave-in on the hospital?

Not care. The wounded are weak, clearly the gods of ceilings wanted to cull them from the other dwarves via crushing force. Besides, it means more booze for everyone else!

WWUD if dwarves discovered bacon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2978 on: October 22, 2012, 07:34:10 pm »
Have a heart attack after ingesting 100kg of bacon in one sitting.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2979 on: October 22, 2012, 07:50:55 pm »
Hit the ship with his pickaxe. It's shiny.

WWUD If the ship wasn't shiny?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2980 on: October 22, 2012, 09:28:36 pm »
Hit the ship with her pickaxe. It's dull, therefore stone.

WWUD if it lasered her?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2981 on: October 22, 2012, 09:34:07 pm »
Nothing. Ashes don't do much.

What would Urist do if abducted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2982 on: October 22, 2012, 09:36:10 pm »
Assimilate into the new civ and then lead an expedition back to his fort. TO exact revenge DIE

WWUD if elephant accidentally him?
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2983 on: October 22, 2012, 09:39:27 pm »
As no action was stated, I'm going to assume it was something evil and censored, and therefore say 'Nothing' anyway, because dwarfs reproduce by spores.

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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2984 on: October 23, 2012, 10:20:34 am »
He's 'not that hungry', as his body begins to digest his muscle in a desparete bid to prolong his death.

WWUD obesity crisis in dorftown?
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