Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 649532 times)

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4140 on:** March 12, 2013, 08:42:27 pm »

WWUD before year 1?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #4141 on:** March 12, 2013, 10:31:10 pm »

In the year -100, Urist had his artifact tiger tank stolen by Deebus. In retaliation, he built a magma cannon that flooded the entire surface of the planet. And thus, the world started anew.

WWUD if he thought the historian was sober?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #4142 on:** March 13, 2013, 03:15:15 am »

Search for the fabled Magma Cannon of Urist, and wonder why this "Deebus" stole a tank full of tigers, artifact or not.

WWUD if he later learned that the magma cannon never existed?

Detahramet · « **Reply #4143 on:** March 13, 2013, 08:12:07 am »

Bend the laws of physiks so that they allow him to build this cannon, and then be burned alive in magma aquisition for the camera, his ghost haunting and feasting upon the souls of those killed by the cannon.

WWUD with all that junk, all that junk inside his trunk uh-huh

kopout · « **Reply #4144 on:** March 13, 2013, 06:30:52 pm »

sell it to the caravan for much needed supplies.

WWUD if his spellcheker was on the fritz

Xanmyral · « **Reply #4145 on:** March 13, 2013, 07:08:56 pm »

Realize he can't read, thus doesn't notice.

WWUD if he could read?

Corai · « **Reply #4146 on:** March 13, 2013, 07:27:12 pm »

Become a necromancer.

WWUD if he discovered how to make the undead be nice to dwarves?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4147 on:** March 13, 2013, 07:30:42 pm »

Raise every dead dwarf in the fortress as undead to join the militia.

WWUD with his undead dwarf army?

kingfisher1112 · « **Reply #4148 on:** March 13, 2013, 09:35:44 pm »

Get into a battle and die in the first five minutes after collecting a sock.

WWUD if booze caused death?

hops · « **Reply #4149 on:** March 13, 2013, 09:59:46 pm »

"Who is this Urist you speak of? Dwarves?! Pffft! Don't try to confuse me with fairy tales! They've been extinct for ages!" - Human

WWUD if magma turned into water, and vice-versa?

flame99 · « **Reply #4150 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:02:12 pm »

Have a heart attack from amazement

WWUD if he became a vampire?

k33n · « **Reply #4151 on:** March 14, 2013, 01:17:53 am »

Quote from: flameboy99 on March 13, 2013, 10:02:12 pm

Have a heart attack from amazement

WWUD if he became a vampire?

Be gibbed by a low leveled Elven adventurer with a whip.

WWUD if she gave birth in the midst of battle?

flame99 · « **Reply #4152 on:** March 14, 2013, 01:39:55 am »

Use the baby as a shield

WWUD if all cats were delicious and had booze for blood?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4153 on:** March 14, 2013, 01:44:57 am »

The obvious : Cat roasts for all!

WWUD if he wet his pants?

Cheesecake · « **Reply #4154 on:** March 14, 2013, 02:42:12 am »

Wash his pants in the magma sea to dry them off.

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Lagslayer

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