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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649846 times)

Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4395 on: April 22, 2013, 07:35:51 pm »
Urist McOC cancels Star in Fanfic: Committing suicide.
WWUD if he read a DF mpreg fanfic?
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CyberUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4396 on: April 22, 2013, 08:06:54 pm »
Quote from: Just Some Guy on April 22, 2013, 07:35:51 pm
Urist McOC cancels Star in Fanfic: Committing suicide.
WWUD if he read a DF mpreg fanfic?

Be horrified by the concept of homosexuality.

WWUD if on fire with no booze stockpiles in sight?
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4397 on: April 22, 2013, 08:11:36 pm »
Pay a visit to the clinic, and do inspection of the fine wares in their stockpile, maybe deliver some water to the patients. Do some good deeds he knows he's been putting off for a while, you know.

WWUD if every time he did something unintelligent, he got a shock, but if every time he did something intelligent he was rewarded with booze and-or socks?
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Catsup

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4398 on: April 22, 2013, 08:20:46 pm »
Quote from: Xanmyral on April 22, 2013, 08:11:36 pm
WWUD if every time he did something unintelligent, he got a shock, but if every time he did something intelligent he was rewarded with booze and-or socks?
he'd laugh uncontrollably and run to pull the sock/booze lever with a crazed smile until his heart finally stops from excess electrocution.

WWUD if he was forced by the overseer to impale his wife and kids so as to prevent a tantrum spiral from destroying the fort?
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4399 on: April 22, 2013, 08:24:21 pm »
Go through with it and then go on a tantrum himself, inspire the spiral. It was the Overseer's plan all along, there was never one brewing. Yet.

WWUD if the world entered prohibition and dwarfs became the equivalent of rum runners, where everyone came to them in speakeasies to get delicious alcohol?
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Catsup

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4400 on: April 22, 2013, 08:27:14 pm »
Quote from: Xanmyral on April 22, 2013, 08:24:21 pm
WWUD if the world entered prohibition and dwarfs became the equivalent of rum runners, where everyone came to them in speakeasies to get delicious alcohol?
he would fail miserably at attempted rum-running as he accidentally drinks every barrel he tried to run.

WWUD if he ran out of slabs while making memorials for his wife and kids after having impaled them and disposed of their corpses with magma?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4401 on: April 22, 2013, 11:31:48 pm »
Enter a fell mood, turn the mayor into a slab and engrave the last memorial on that.

WWUD if caught in the crossfire of a great battle of ostriches and pandas?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4402 on: April 23, 2013, 12:16:49 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 22, 2013, 11:31:48 pm
WWUD if caught in the crossfire of a great battle of ostriches and pandas?
she'd throw her baby at one of the animals as a decoy and run away.

WWUD if he could not find a slab for his kid before the ghost appeared and proceeded to tantrum, finally realizing his child died, only to be locked up in a smasher room and is about to be atom smashed by his best friend?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4403 on: April 23, 2013, 02:50:32 am »
Return as a ghost months later to haunt his old friend, driving him mad and resulting in yet another tantrum spiral within the fortress of misery.

WWUD if he was so itchy he felt as though his skin were on fire?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Kolnukbyne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4404 on: April 23, 2013, 03:07:42 am »
Set his skin on fire just so he can be certain of the reason his skin feels like it's on fire.

WWUD if Elven Hitler?
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Catsup

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4405 on: April 23, 2013, 10:38:49 am »
Quote from: Kolnukbyne on April 23, 2013, 03:07:42 am
WWUD if Elven Hitler?
start a tantrum spiral halfway through the dwarven genocide process, which results in the overthrowing of the elven fuhrer and mass slaughtering of all elves.

WWUD if he was forced by the overseer to make bone bolts out of the bones of his dead wife and kids after having processed their corpses in a necromancer-powered corpse grinder?
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Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4406 on: April 23, 2013, 02:46:11 pm »
Be pleased with making masterwork dwarf bone bolts.
WWUD if he had to eat +dwarf sweetbread biscuits+?
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Uthric

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4407 on: April 24, 2013, 07:13:42 am »
Bleed to death as the heat from the fresh bread melts his fat off.

Wwud is he was going to CCPland.
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grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4408 on: April 28, 2013, 07:04:01 am »
Bring lots of magma.

WWUD if he was given a dwarf leather sock made from his wife?
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4409 on: April 28, 2013, 07:29:44 am »
Beget a race of bearded socks.

WWUD if he was a dwarven bard?
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