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highmax28

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6000 on: June 17, 2014, 05:20:49 pm »
Quote from: Jiharo on June 17, 2014, 05:07:45 pm
Adopt him as a pet.
What would kobold do if he were adopted by your average deranged dwarf?

Attempt to run away in fear but can't because he's strapped to the arm of a dwarf

WWKD if a dwarf came into his home and watched as it butchered mercilessly 40 of his kin before his eyes?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6001 on: June 17, 2014, 05:28:50 pm »
"Urst McDwarf had a truly decadent meal recently"

WWUD if all the food left on the fortress stockpiles was *Roasted Dwarf Eyes*?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6002 on: June 17, 2014, 05:42:15 pm »
Quote from: klefenz on June 17, 2014, 05:28:50 pm
"Urst McDwarf had a truly decadent meal recently"

WWUD if all the food left on the fortress stockpiles was *Roasted Dwarf Eyes*?

Urist would try and find out who the elf-lover in the fortress is.

WWUD if there was an elf-lover in his fortress?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6003 on: June 17, 2014, 06:13:30 pm »
Gathering everyone in the meeting hall and burn a log.

WWUD do after discovering the elf-lover in the fortress?
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6004 on: June 17, 2014, 07:24:03 pm »
"This is a masterfully crafted dwarf bone earring"
Sell it to the elves.

WWUD if he was informed that Steiner disobeyed his orders and will not attack the elves near the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6005 on: June 17, 2014, 07:31:29 pm »
Send him to attack the elves near the forest more forcefully. With a catapult.

What would Urist do if presented with an adorable crundle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6006 on: June 18, 2014, 11:38:02 am »
Keep it in its cage in the meeting hall.

WWUD if a nearby fortress started flooding the surface with magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6007 on: June 18, 2014, 11:58:05 am »
Pull the magma doomsday device and flood the surface with magma.

WWUD if he was at war with other dwarves?
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6008 on: June 19, 2014, 02:26:40 pm »
He would throw millions of fornicating cats to them using catapults, and then flood everything with water and lava, not noticing that the other dwarves have done exactly the same, causing the world to explode.
WWUD if he was the first dwarf in Mars?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6009 on: June 19, 2014, 02:39:46 pm »
Strike the Mars!

WWUD if Mars struck back?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6010 on: June 19, 2014, 02:40:38 pm »
Strike back. Booze is good for more than just drinking, ya know.

WWUD if exam season.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6011 on: June 19, 2014, 07:15:47 pm »
* Urist McStudent[/me is throwing a tantrum!

WWUD if he failed the exam?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6012 on: June 19, 2014, 08:34:03 pm »
Urist McPeasant has failed to gain any skills, still a peasant.

WWUD if the overseer ordered a slab engarved with his name?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6013 on: June 19, 2014, 09:46:12 pm »
Make it out of schist.

WWUD if he suddenly realized the goblins dropped a troll fur sock outside the fort entrance covered in dangerous FB extracts and he just had to have it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6014 on: June 19, 2014, 09:58:58 pm »
Quote from: gtaguy on June 19, 2014, 09:46:12 pm
and he just had to have it?
This part is redundant.

WWUD if his foot was covered in dangerous FB extracts?
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