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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649734 times)

mate888

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6090 on: July 24, 2014, 01:43:29 pm »
Cry.
WWUD if he had orders to kill an entire camp of cave swallowmen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6091 on: July 24, 2014, 02:28:03 pm »
Step 1: Cry
Step 2: Run about in terror
Step 3: Kill them all, since He is equipped with full steel
Step 4: Cry

WWUD if ordered to kill an elf caravan?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6092 on: July 24, 2014, 02:35:37 pm »
Not a single tear was shed.

WWUD if the elves spat at him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6093 on: July 24, 2014, 02:44:33 pm »
Dodge the spit, and in doing so plummet to his death from the tree.


WWUD if he was the lord of all the Elven Retreats.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6094 on: July 24, 2014, 07:37:40 pm »
Start a fire

WWUD if a gob dropped a *sock* on the other side of the world
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6095 on: July 25, 2014, 12:03:02 am »
"Hey, Urist, what's wrong?"
"My sock sense is tickling, Likot. I have to go."
Urist McMarathonRunner has died of exhaustion
"Oh, that's weird, he didn't even left the hall."
How would Urist react to Gimli and Legolas' friendship?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6096 on: July 26, 2014, 02:45:25 pm »
Urist would flood the Glittering Caves with magma and designate Fangorn Forest for wood chopping.

WWUD if he found the one ring?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6097 on: July 26, 2014, 03:16:40 pm »
Use it to decorate an artifact, next to the spikes of pig tail cloth.

WWUD if he had internet connection?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6098 on: July 26, 2014, 03:19:24 pm »
Get extremely good thoughts 24/7 from looking up pictures of tables and machine parts.

WWUD if his friends dared him to jump across an eerie glowing pit?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6099 on: July 26, 2014, 06:16:11 pm »
Sprint-jump, but start sprinting too far away, get tired, and accidentally jump into the pit.

WWUD if siphoning water off of mountain plants in the morning had the same effect as drinking moonshine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6100 on: July 27, 2014, 02:28:18 pm »
Start a mega project to roof over part of the outdoors so that the dew could be harvested each morning without having to be 'outside'.

What would Urist do if a sock was left on the far side of a magma channel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6101 on: July 27, 2014, 05:33:19 pm »
Design and build glorious bridge all by himself.


...Who am I kidding? Fall headlong into the magma!


WWUD if he had to fight a giant zombie dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6102 on: July 27, 2014, 09:07:18 pm »
Sneak behind it and stab it to re-death.

WWUD if he realized there are no more tiger people pets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6103 on: July 27, 2014, 10:46:19 pm »
Get a giant tiger instead.

WWUD if his wife gave birth to an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6104 on: July 28, 2014, 03:39:01 am »
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Get a giant tiger instead.

WWUD if his wife gave birth to an elf?
Make his wife into an axe and give it to the future woodcutter.

WWUD if his best friend was a wagon?
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