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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647944 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6465 on: October 18, 2014, 09:44:42 pm »
Become a master-kicker and try to balance on the peg.      WWUD if the player modded in a randomized civ of demon-quality?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6466 on: October 18, 2014, 11:15:19 pm »
Repeat "It is terrifying" to the civ leader until he surrenders his position.

WWUD if he got into so many fights he had swords sticking out all of his limbs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6467 on: October 19, 2014, 12:07:20 am »
Multiattack with them in even more fights.

WWUD if he was attacked by an undead mermaid?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6468 on: October 19, 2014, 04:13:39 pm »
Quote from: KingMurdoc on October 19, 2014, 12:07:20 am
Multiattack with them in even more fights.

WWUD if he was attacked by an undead mermaid?
Run away, and figure out why it is undead.  If there's bacon to be made and profit to be wrought . . .

WWUD if prisoners could be used for manual labor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6469 on: October 19, 2014, 06:03:17 pm »
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Run away, and figure out why it is undead.  If there's bacon to be made and profit to be wrought . . .

WWUD if prisoners could be used for manual labor?
He'd order the prisoners to make microcline blocks, build a 2000 Z-level spire, and crash the game.

WWUD with an apple in one hand and a stepladder in the other?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6470 on: October 20, 2014, 06:04:51 am »
He'd starve because he'd try to climb on the apple and eat the step-latter. This is Urist we're talking about, right?

WWUD if his child was abducted by Goblins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6471 on: October 20, 2014, 07:15:11 am »
Urist would try to employ the random guy is mismatching bronze and iron armour, with tons of waterskins strapped to him, covered in blood and tears, and a backpack shaped like an elephant, only to be killed for the bronze knife in his possession, so the warrior he tried to employ can throw it.

WWUD if he found a giant dog, the size of an elephant, wearing a collar, sitting outside his house?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6472 on: October 20, 2014, 09:39:06 am »
Name him Urist McClifford.

WWUD if there were comic books in DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6473 on: October 20, 2014, 09:41:45 am »
Urist cancels engrave slab:  reading DooM comic    WWUD if hell was actually DoomRL?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6474 on: October 20, 2014, 02:42:07 pm »
for those of you who don't know DoomRL means "Doom the rogue-like"
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6475 on: October 22, 2014, 08:54:20 am »
Mow down lots and lots of former human soldiers with no problem at all, then lose his mind with fear and run away when he hears a demon ahead.

WWUD if he was tasked with constructing a dining area in hell?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6476 on: October 22, 2014, 09:03:43 am »
Urist would happily hop into hell, making a fine dining room out of green glass furniture, until a spit glob hits his head and he melts into a puddle.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6477 on: October 22, 2014, 09:23:15 am »
What would Urist do if he was president of a large, modern country.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6478 on: October 22, 2014, 09:43:16 am »
Quote from: Harken on October 22, 2014, 09:23:15 am
What would Urist do if he was president of a large, modern country.
1) Abolish the Drinking age
2) Draft half the country into part-time service, and mandate they carry a carbine strapped to their chest at all times
3) Mandate rock trumpets and pennies be made, while prohibiting the exportation of bracelets
4) Destroy the economy, instituting instead a system of using tattered clothing to determine seniority and popularity.  The rags must be in your room to count
5) Pump magma to the surface to create geo-thermal reactors that also spill lava out to the surrounding countryside when invaders are detected.
6) Get abducted by a stealthy monster that will torture her until she agrees to be his bride.

WWUD if she discovered a city-sized meteor was going to hit her world in 3 months?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6479 on: October 22, 2014, 09:48:50 am »
Launch herself out of a ballista and go on a mission to atom-smash the meteor before it hits. The story would later be made into a movie.

WWUD if his wife was having a baby?

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