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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649642 times)

Working Ogretime

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7065 on: February 11, 2015, 08:11:04 pm »
Lock him up deep, deep underground, to ensure fortress survival.

WWUD if the elves were actually kind, considerate individuals that didn't mind his tree cutting?
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Quote from: TheCheeseMaker on April 01, 2015, 12:02:08 am

"Winter is upon you."

They could not have chosen a more menacing way to say that.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7066 on: February 11, 2015, 08:12:51 pm »
Tell the humans that elves have pointy ears and aren't that tall. They could at least have picked some shorter impersonators.

WWUD if somebody was in his swamp?
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Working Ogretime

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7067 on: February 11, 2015, 08:46:16 pm »
Transform into an ogre, and beat them to death with an onion. Then fly away on a dragon with a donkey by his side.

WWUD if a 9 year old prayed to him every night?
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Quote from: TheCheeseMaker on April 01, 2015, 12:02:08 am

"Winter is upon you."

They could not have chosen a more menacing way to say that.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7068 on: February 12, 2015, 04:17:33 am »
Realize Urist IS Armok.

WWUD if the fort got a migrant wave of 1200 legendary cheesemakers and no cows (and no fps death)?
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Quote from: Retro on April 18, 2010, 09:14:42 pm
I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
If it's magma resistant, mod it so it's not!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7069 on: February 12, 2015, 06:49:07 am »
Miners, fruit gathers and other such jobs
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Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
I nominate endlessblaze as our chief military executive!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7070 on: February 12, 2015, 08:56:44 am »
WWUD if the attack of the invisible questions!!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7071 on: February 12, 2015, 10:14:01 am »
Locate them with his beard-dar. Unfortunately, the questions were just "WHERE ARE MY SLADE EARRINGS?", and the legendary weaponsmith got executed shortly after.

WWUD if he had 9001 mermaids in a cage?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7072 on: February 12, 2015, 11:31:01 am »
Kill them, and find a way to transport them to the real world to fuck with us.

WWUD if 60 undead began a siege on his fortress and he only had 4 soldiers?
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Quote from: TheCheeseMaker on April 01, 2015, 12:02:08 am

"Winter is upon you."

They could not have chosen a more menacing way to say that.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7073 on: February 12, 2015, 11:51:27 am »
Quote from: Working Ogretime on February 12, 2015, 11:31:01 am
Kill them, and find a way to transport them to the real world to fuck with us.

WWUD if 60 undead began a siege on his fortress and he only had 4 soldiers?
Remember those 1200 legendary cheesemakers? Throw all of them to the undead. Eventually they will manage to bruise two of them kill them all.
WWUD if one of the cheesemakers sent to fight the undead was his husband?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7074 on: February 12, 2015, 12:13:07 pm »
Dwarves don't have gay marriage. They are the result of a bug which dooms the entire world gen to a catastrophic failure.

WWUD if green skinned space dwarf babes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7075 on: February 12, 2015, 12:25:26 pm »
Obviously goblin assassins in disguise.  Throw them into the scorpion pit!

WWUD if there were giant black widow spiders in the game?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7076 on: February 13, 2015, 02:18:46 am »
Urist McMiner cancels Run away from GCS: attacked by GBW
Urist McMiner cancels Run away from GBW: attacked by GCS

and so on until he dies


WWUD if he was a GCS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7077 on: February 13, 2015, 12:08:42 pm »
Get trapped, tamed, and then live the rest of his life in perpetual frustration as he futilely shoots web after web in vain, trying to get that damned kobold on the other side.

WWUD if they knew how to shot web?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7078 on: February 13, 2015, 12:23:40 pm »
Do whatever a spider can, because he has radioactive blood.

WWUD if he was one of the hashashin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7079 on: February 13, 2015, 02:36:52 pm »
Get all his sweet parkour moves wrong because he misunderstood the word and got baked out of his mind.

WWUD if Armok was a woman?
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