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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649813 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7485 on: November 15, 2015, 05:24:03 pm »

Set it on fire.

What would Urist do if she saw a book describing DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7486 on: November 15, 2015, 05:28:29 pm »

Read it and learn the secrets of coding life and death.


What would Urist do if he/She was locked in a prison in our world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7487 on: November 15, 2015, 09:31:53 pm »

Dig out.

What would Olith (human for "dagger") do if she was locked in a dwarven prison?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7488 on: November 15, 2015, 09:33:30 pm »

blame the government.

WWud if the government was made of elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7489 on: November 15, 2015, 09:50:09 pm »

Being a human, Olith has nothing against the elves.

What would Olith do if her dwarf cellmate started digging a tunnel to the magma sea with his Xplastic spoonX?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7490 on: November 15, 2015, 09:55:56 pm »

Olith would smack Urist upside the head and point them to the caverns.
WWUD if Olith smacked him upside the head?

Oh hey, WWOD.  What's elvish for dagger?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7491 on: November 16, 2015, 12:15:14 pm »

Olith would smack Urist upside the head and point them to the caverns.
WWUD if Olith smacked him upside the head?

Oh hey, WWOD.  What's elvish for dagger?

"Acita".

And "Ulspa" in goblin.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7492 on: November 16, 2015, 12:37:59 pm »

A dwarf called Uris McChapman who dresses as a general and comes from the fortress Laughing Rock, founded by a group called Monty Python, comes to say that this thread has become too silly with all this references to non-dwarven Urists.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7493 on: November 16, 2015, 03:37:17 pm »

More threads are being spun off to deal with this issue at this very instant.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7494 on: November 16, 2015, 06:45:51 pm »

You guys forgot a wwud

What would Urist do if he decided to migrate to a human fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7495 on: November 16, 2015, 07:20:04 pm »

Meet with a bunch of Oliths

WWUD if socks, magma, HFS pow pow POW kittens
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7496 on: November 16, 2015, 08:21:31 pm »

You guys forgot a wwud
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Meet with a bunch of Oliths

WWUD if socks, magma, HFS pow pow POW kittens
This is not a question.

WWUD if all the various WW_D people met up?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7497 on: November 16, 2015, 11:38:20 pm »

Go into a martial trance and shank them all to death.

Wwud if there were less threads to confuse him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7498 on: November 17, 2015, 04:33:42 am »

Get even more drunkerer.

WWUD if he was even more drunkerer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7499 on: November 17, 2015, 08:04:07 am »

Go fight the enemy.

WWUD if he was friends with a a masterwork scubbus?
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