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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649552 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7530 on: January 10, 2016, 03:53:30 pm »
Nothing!  It merely had an unfortunate accident!

WWUD if he was made King of the Elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7531 on: January 11, 2016, 09:52:26 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 10, 2016, 03:53:30 pm
WWUD if he was made King of the Elves?

Issue a mandate for them all to grow beards and sacrifice those who don't to the god of the forest fire.

WWUD with his goblin son-in-law?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7532 on: January 16, 2016, 07:45:09 pm »
Redefine "Goblinite" at the nearest magma forge.

WWUD if he was made of beer.


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7533 on: January 16, 2016, 07:48:13 pm »
Be drink, Get drank, and Question why he isn't drunk.


WWUD if he met a dwarf named Urist, who was made of beer.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7534 on: January 16, 2016, 09:56:23 pm »
Bite the Dwarf in the upper body, absorbing whatever sweet sweet booze he can get.

WWUD If he independently discovered the construction and use of the flask?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7535 on: January 17, 2016, 08:35:52 pm »
Quote from: Klitri on January 16, 2016, 09:56:23 pm
Bite the Dwarf in the upper body, absorbing whatever sweet sweet booze he can get.

WWUD If he independently discovered the construction and use of the flask?
He'd use it as a weapons

WWUD if he could destroy the universe?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
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It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7536 on: January 17, 2016, 09:35:30 pm »
Quote from: 90908 on January 17, 2016, 08:35:52 pm
Quote from: Klitri on January 16, 2016, 09:56:23 pm
Bite the Dwarf in the upper body, absorbing whatever sweet sweet booze he can get.

WWUD If he independently discovered the construction and use of the flask?
He'd use it as a weapons

WWUD if he could destroy the universe?
First find a way to escape it into ours, destroy it before anyone else can escape, then become overseer of a new DF world.

WWUD as overseer?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7537 on: January 17, 2016, 11:56:39 pm »
Generate a 1050 years old world, the become sad that the elves had gone extinct and he cannot kill elves anymore.

WWUD if he found that all the elves are now zombies in a necro tower?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7538 on: January 18, 2016, 12:12:30 am »
Kill them all.

WWUD if he was the elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7539 on: January 18, 2016, 01:26:35 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 18, 2016, 12:12:30 am
Kill them all.

WWUD if he was the elves?
Be kill by the clowns.

WWUD if he was a human?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7540 on: January 18, 2016, 05:55:59 am »
Die of old age.

WWUD if he was a kea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7541 on: January 18, 2016, 07:17:51 am »
He would steal an anvil and die whilst holding it above the only skilled dorf in the fort.

WWUD if he met a performing clown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7542 on: January 18, 2016, 11:55:38 am »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on January 18, 2016, 07:17:51 am
He would steal an anvil and die whilst holding it above the only skilled dorf in the fort.

WWUD if he met a performing clown?
Become scared and dodge onto the stage

WWUD if all other dwarves suddenly turned into elves, all of whom are made of beer?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7543 on: January 18, 2016, 01:50:42 pm »
Quote from: 90908 on January 18, 2016, 11:55:38 am
WWUD if all other dwarves suddenly turned into elves, all of whom are made of beer?

Enter on a frenzy and kill-drink all of them forever or until deadly alcoholic intoxication is introduced.

WWUD if he switched bodies with the elven liaison that has just arrived at the board of map?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7544 on: January 18, 2016, 02:35:11 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on January 18, 2016, 01:50:42 pm
Quote from: 90908 on January 18, 2016, 11:55:38 am
WWUD if all other dwarves suddenly turned into elves, all of whom are made of beer?

Enter on a frenzy and kill-drink all of them forever or until deadly alcoholic intoxication is introduced.

WWUD if he switched bodies with the elven liaison that has just arrived at the board of map?
Attempt to switch the "Elven swimming time" lever and immediately go to the Depot.

WWUD if he discovered a pair of artifact adamantine socks?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?
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