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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649833 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7560 on: February 03, 2016, 05:05:08 pm »
Have a drink.

WWUD if all socks and equipment with which to make them disappeared?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7561 on: February 04, 2016, 10:00:40 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 03, 2016, 05:05:08 pm
WWUD if all socks and equipment with which to make them disappeared?

Construct a Clothier's Shop with the closest material available, usually soap or coal bars. Then, proceed to make socks.

WWUD if socks were edible?
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If you think dogs like socks, that's because you never met a dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7562 on: February 04, 2016, 04:02:11 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on February 04, 2016, 10:00:40 am
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 03, 2016, 05:05:08 pm
WWUD if all socks and equipment with which to make them disappeared?

Construct a Clothier's Shop with the closest material available, usually soap or coal bars. Then, proceed to make socks.

WWUD if socks were edible?
Urist McIdiot cancels depression: Found faith

WWUD with a tank?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7563 on: February 04, 2016, 04:05:17 pm »
Fill it with booze.

WWUD if he was in Russia?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7564 on: February 04, 2016, 06:33:06 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 04, 2016, 04:05:17 pm
WWUD if he was in Russia?

In Russia, Urist plays "what would player do".

WWUD while playing WWPD?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7565 on: February 04, 2016, 07:14:46 pm »
Ask What Would Player Do if he was in Russia.  Infinite loops...

WWUD if he was in America during the gold rush?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7566 on: February 04, 2016, 09:20:43 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 04, 2016, 07:14:46 pm
Ask What Would Player Do if he was in Russia.  Infinite loops...

WWUD if he was in America during the gold rush?
Stay far, far away from the panning streams... They might have carp.

WWUD if he realized halfway across that it's impossible to walk across the surface of a 3m-deep brook?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7567 on: February 04, 2016, 10:26:18 pm »
Drown. Get drownded. Get eaten by carp? There's many bad things that can happen in a stream.

WWUD if she realized that the dwarven pickaxe is the BPS (big phallic sword) of the dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7568 on: February 04, 2016, 10:42:22 pm »
Kill something with it.

WWUD if they were suddenly genderflipped as in the previous question?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7569 on: February 05, 2016, 07:12:42 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 04, 2016, 10:42:22 pm
Kill something with it.

WWUD if they were suddenly genderflipped as in the previous question?
Carry on. You can't really tell.

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was cancelled?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7570 on: February 05, 2016, 02:15:57 pm »
urist cancels cancelation of dwarf fortress, lost items
WWUD if someone modded the game so dwarves had six arms
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7571 on: February 05, 2016, 02:51:57 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on February 05, 2016, 02:15:57 pm
urist cancels cancelation of dwarf fortress, lost items
WWUD if someone modded the game so dwarves had six arms
Use all of them to carry babies.

WWUD if he forgot how to dig?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7572 on: February 05, 2016, 03:03:19 pm »
urist the legendary miner cancels drink, killed self
WWUD if he saw a truly friendly demon?
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The Pikachu revolution!
Thank you NatureGirl19999 for the avatar switcher at http://signavatar.com

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7573 on: February 05, 2016, 04:42:26 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on February 05, 2016, 03:03:19 pm
urist the legendary miner cancels drink, killed self
WWUD if he saw a truly friendly demon?
"This is a Demon bone scepter. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality"

WWUD in a zombie apocalypse?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7574 on: February 05, 2016, 04:49:03 pm »
Martial trance, kill every single zombie, get preferred partner.

WWUD if marital trance?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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