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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7575 on: February 05, 2016, 04:59:12 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 05, 2016, 04:49:03 pm
Martial trance, kill every single zombie, get preferred partner.

WWUD if marital trance?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

WWUD if he was an inquisitor?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7576 on: February 06, 2016, 12:40:07 am »
Nobody expects the Dwarven Inquisition!

WWUD if he found his beard suddenly GRASP capable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7577 on: February 06, 2016, 12:51:49 am »
Stick a pickaxe in it and dig.

WWUD if marital trance?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7578 on: February 06, 2016, 01:18:46 am »
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What would Urist do if they wrote a book about medical ethics?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7579 on: February 06, 2016, 02:51:01 am »
This is a booze-stained sheet of parchment. It is titled 'Dabbling is good enough'. The prose is mediocre.

WWUD if surgery was a moodable skill?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7580 on: February 06, 2016, 06:57:26 am »
Be Einsteinian Roulette's The Doctor.

WWUD if he got surgery from the above?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7581 on: February 06, 2016, 08:09:46 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 06, 2016, 06:57:26 am
Be Einsteinian Roulette's The Doctor.

WWUD if he got surgery from the above?
That's how voracious cave crawler are made.

WWUD if sports were present is DF?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7582 on: February 07, 2016, 10:32:01 am »
Quote from: 90908 on February 06, 2016, 08:09:46 am
WWUD if sports were present is DF?

Become the first dwarf to survive through a swimming competition.

WWUD if it was possible to build a subway system out of minecarts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7583 on: February 07, 2016, 11:07:15 am »
Do it.  Duh.

WWUD if he was trapped in a subway system of minecarts?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7584 on: February 07, 2016, 12:34:15 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 11:07:15 am
Do it.  Duh.

WWUD if he was trapped in a subway system of minecarts?
Try his absolute hardest to run into one of the carts. Life in the fortress is hell.

WWUD if he was the king?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7585 on: February 07, 2016, 01:14:04 pm »
Mandate things.

WWUD if he was deified?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7586 on: February 07, 2016, 05:49:54 pm »
Rise into the celestial heights with a pantheon of Roman emperors, and find his kin in these war-loving, tree chopping peoples.

Throw bricks at random elves from his new celestial perch.

WWUD if he found the font of youth, but the way to work it was the same as the one in "On Stranger Tides" (PotC)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7587 on: February 07, 2016, 06:07:54 pm »
((Huh?))
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7588 on: February 07, 2016, 08:01:18 pm »
What would urist do if he could pick one of these wishes:

End world hunger and bring world peace

or

get a free sock
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7589 on: February 07, 2016, 08:02:11 pm »
Get a free sock, then mutilate you to death with it for not responding to the prior poster.

Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 07, 2016, 05:49:54 pm
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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