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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649528 times)

L0rd L33t

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7590 on: February 07, 2016, 08:33:33 pm »
just how do i respond to ((Huh?))?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7591 on: February 07, 2016, 10:12:05 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 08:02:11 pm
Get a free sock, then mutilate you to death with it for not responding to the prior poster.

Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 07, 2016, 05:49:54 pm
WWUD if he found the font of youth, but the way to work it was the same as the one in "On Stranger Tides" (PotC)

Pour beer into it.

WWUD in a post scarcity economy?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7592 on: February 07, 2016, 11:51:21 pm »
Get all the socks.

WWUD if he had all the socks?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7593 on: February 07, 2016, 11:52:27 pm »
Quote from: L0rd L33t on February 07, 2016, 08:33:33 pm
just how do i respond to ((Huh?))?
((You don't, you note that it is encased in double-parens and look a post up for the actual last gameish post.))
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Admiral Obvious

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7594 on: February 08, 2016, 02:09:36 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 11:51:21 pm
Get all the socks.

WWUD if he had all the socks?
Complain about the lack of socks.

WWUD if there were no socks?
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Quote from: Dirst on February 17, 2016, 12:43:53 am
"I have a rock here for you.  No animals or plants died bringing you this rock.  How fast do you want me to throw it at you?"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7595 on: February 08, 2016, 03:08:16 pm »
Quote from: Admiral Obvious on February 08, 2016, 02:09:36 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 11:51:21 pm
Get all the socks.

WWUD if he had all the socks?
Complain about the lack of socks.

WWUD if there were no socks?

Complain about the lack of socks

WWUD to the moon?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7596 on: February 08, 2016, 04:40:23 pm »
Build a tower out of polar bear soap to connect it to the fort.

WWUD if someone started a protest over the fort extinction of polar bears?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7597 on: February 08, 2016, 05:13:31 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2016, 04:40:23 pm
Build a tower out of polar bear soap to connect it to the fort.

WWUD if someone started a protest over the fort extinction of polar bears?
Urist McEnviromentalist has been found dead

WWUD if he beat a idiotic bear hugging hippy to death with polar bear meat?

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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7598 on: February 08, 2016, 05:42:18 pm »
Quote from: 90908 on February 08, 2016, 05:13:31 pm
Quote from: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2016, 04:40:23 pm
Build a tower out of polar bear soap to connect it to the fort.

WWUD if someone started a protest over the fort extinction of polar bears?
Urist McEnviromentalist has been found dead

WWUD if he beat a idiotic bear hugging hippy to death with polar bear meat?
Write a book about it. (The prose is awful, it fulfills the authors every desire.)

WWUMake with said tenderised polar bear meat?
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Quote from: Dirst on February 17, 2016, 12:43:53 am
"I have a rock here for you.  No animals or plants died bringing you this rock.  How fast do you want me to throw it at you?"

90908

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7599 on: February 08, 2016, 05:53:33 pm »
Quote from: Admiral Obvious on February 08, 2016, 05:42:18 pm
Quote from: 90908 on February 08, 2016, 05:13:31 pm
Quote from: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2016, 04:40:23 pm
Build a tower out of polar bear soap to connect it to the fort.

WWUD if someone started a protest over the fort extinction of polar bears?
Urist McEnviromentalist has been found dead

WWUD if he beat a idiotic bear hugging hippy to death with polar bear meat?
Write a book about it. (The prose is awful, it fulfills the authors every desire.)

WWUMake with said tenderised polar bear meat?

He'd have a strange mood and make a statue of the hippy with it

WWUD with this statue?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7600 on: February 08, 2016, 09:18:37 pm »
he would claim to have made it up himself.
WUDD if he had to flip a lever an he was gonna die of old age if he tryed? but if he doesnt everyone dies
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7601 on: February 08, 2016, 09:45:54 pm »
Quote from: MoonyTheHuman on February 08, 2016, 09:18:37 pm
he would claim to have made it up himself.
WUDD if he had to flip a lever an he was gonna die of old age if he tryed? but if he doesnt everyone dies

He won't flip the lever. It's the upmost disgrace for a dwarf to die of "natural" causes.

WWUD if he was caught in a cage?
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Quote from: Dirst on February 17, 2016, 12:43:53 am
"I have a rock here for you.  No animals or plants died bringing you this rock.  How fast do you want me to throw it at you?"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7602 on: February 08, 2016, 11:13:55 pm »
Go insane.  Or make like Solid Snake and just proceed as normal.

WWUD if he had only a single plump helmet spawn?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7603 on: February 08, 2016, 11:41:50 pm »
try and fail at making booze
WUDD if he was being traded to humans by hippies while he was in a cage?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7604 on: February 09, 2016, 10:29:52 am »
urist cancels construct wall, escaping from prison and killing tree-huggers capitalists that want a monopoly on the tree market
WWUD if someone modded in a creature called dwarf2 that abducted dwarves and turned them into it's own kin
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