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[Erils]

Create retracting bridge.

WWUD if he was told to create a bridge that could aim the things it threw.

[TheBiggerFish]

Create a catapult.
WWUD if he had a cat and a catapult?

[Madman198237]

Launch that cat, and a few others, at the invaders, and watch the catsplosion finish them all off.

WWUD if he had one day to build a fully functioning fort with a military and magma flood-the-world device?

[Grimlocke]

Spend it and the next few days on having a single drink.

WWUD if he was the hammerer, and found himself ordered to hammer the hammerer?

[90908]

Spend it and the next few days on having a single drink.

WWUD if he was the hammerer, and found himself ordered to hammer the hammerer?

Hammer the man who told him to hammer the hammer with a hammer forged with hammers.

With an adamantine hammer.

WWUD if he was hammered?

[Madman198237]

Continue working---his fort's so advanced, the hammerer has been equipped with the latest in lightweight wifflebats adamantine masterpieces.

WWUD if he was asked to spin his beard into an item that can be worn?

[TheBiggerFish]

It's a beard, you can wear beards.

WWUD if a moody dwarf cut off his beard?

[BadLeo]

WWUD if a moody dwarf cut off his beard?

Wait for the moody dwarf to collect all the stuff he needs, wall the dwarf inside the workshop, wait for him to dehydrate/starve after completing the artefact, collect his beard now made into an artefact and glue it back on his face with bookbinding, spit and a bit of glob of any material.

WWUD if his beard was made into a edge weapon he couldn't wear any more due to the risk of beheading himself?

[90908]

WWUD if a moody dwarf cut off his beard?

Wait for the moody dwarf to collect all the stuff he needs, wall the dwarf inside the workshop, wait for him to dehydrate/starve after completing the artefact, collect his beard now made into an artefact and glue it back on his face with bookbinding, spit and a bit of glob of any material.

WWUD if his beard was made into a edge weapon he couldn't wear any more due to the risk of beheading himself?

He'd still wear it.

WWUD with a sword made out of beard hairs?

[pikachu17]

using the beard sword, kill a titan or forgotten beast made of beards, then make more beard swords, that menace with spikes of beards
WWUD if he was attacked by a goblin, elf, human, dragon, and a forgotten beast made of bees at the same time?

[90908]

using the beard sword, kill a titan or forgotten beast made of beards, then make more beard swords, that menace with spikes of beards
WWUD if he was attacked by a goblin, elf, human, dragon, and a forgotten beast made of bees at the same time?

Kill them all, and then tantrum because he was stung be a beard made of bees

WWUD if he was Armok?

[pikachu17]

have an temper tantrum, because he has no one to pray to. or make all dwarves bow down before him.
WWUD if the whole world was one giant dragon? (that grass is actually foot fungus)

[TheBiggerFish]

What do you think the dwarves are DOING?  Kill it to death!

WWUD if the world was actually a fruit on some tree?

[pikachu17]

urist makes wine out of  the fruit on the tree

WWUD when he realizes that picking and brewing the fruit will cause the world to end?

[TheBiggerFish]

Booooooooooooooze.

WWUD when drunk off of world tree fruit wine?