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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7650 on: February 19, 2016, 02:26:06 pm »
urist cancels put on pigtail socks, burning in magma
WWUD if he had to choose between killing adolf hitler, or an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7651 on: February 19, 2016, 02:44:03 pm »
If the Elf was Female He'd grab Hitler and Beat the Elf to death with him, Misunderstanding that Hitler's name is not Hit her.


WWUD if Toady Finished DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7652 on: February 19, 2016, 02:46:27 pm »
scream in terror and run around in circles. dragon, not scary. demons, not scary. df development being done? AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WWUD if he had to cope with df dev being done, and there was no booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7653 on: February 19, 2016, 09:45:24 pm »
Urist has gone stark rving mad!
WUDD if urist became the most famous elf of all (Cacame!!!!)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7654 on: February 20, 2016, 04:52:09 am »
Be an elf.


WWUD if Toady programmed different sets of h2h martial arts into DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7655 on: February 20, 2016, 08:05:30 am »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on February 20, 2016, 04:52:09 am
Be an elf.


WWUD if Toady programmed different sets of h2h martial arts into DF?

Invent a tournament called UFC (Urist Fighting Club) where all Urists can come to kick each-others butts and wrestle each-others fingers for the amusement of the whole fort.

WWUD if he was forced to fight half naked wearing just a pair of cave spider silk "half-trousers"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7656 on: February 21, 2016, 06:04:05 am »
Quote from: BadLeo on February 20, 2016, 08:05:30 am
Quote from: Insanegame27 on February 20, 2016, 04:52:09 am
Be an elf.


WWUD if Toady programmed different sets of h2h martial arts into DF?

Invent a tournament called UFC (Urist Fighting Club) where all Urists can come to kick each-others butts and wrestle each-others fingers for the amusement of the whole fort.

WWUD if he was forced to fight half naked wearing just a pair of cave spider silk "half-trousers"?
Be very, very confused about the blushing and gasping women.

WWUD if it was happening?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7657 on: February 23, 2016, 10:17:03 am »
if what was happening?(I will change this to a better answer after you tell me)
what would urist do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7658 on: February 23, 2016, 10:33:29 am »
Quote from: pikachu17 on February 23, 2016, 10:17:03 am
if what was happening?(I will change this to a better answer after you tell me)
what would urist do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar
"You can hear the raging battle over there, but Urist is resisting the temptation to run for those socks.  I have the Klondike Bar right here... you can do this Urist.  Hold on... 3... 2... 1... here's your Klondike Bar."

WWUD if the socks he picked up off the battlefield had been worn by an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7659 on: February 23, 2016, 10:41:02 am »
have an existential crisis between pigtail socks and elven cooties
WWUD if a Klondike bar was a better material than adamantium?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7660 on: February 23, 2016, 04:06:10 pm »
He would pick Klondike bars as the preferential material to craft useless item of. Does anyone want some Klondike mugs? Yes, not steel mugs, not adamantine mugs, I said fecking KLONDIKE MUGS! CHEERS!

WWUD if someone traded his Klondike mug away?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7661 on: February 24, 2016, 12:03:52 am »
Snicker, because the Klondike mug was going to melt soon anyways.

What would Urist do if their butt turned into a GCS at night?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7662 on: February 24, 2016, 06:43:41 am »
Be webbed and eaten. 
WWUD if he MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7663 on: February 24, 2016, 07:52:04 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 24, 2016, 06:43:41 am
Be webbed and eaten. 
WWUD if he MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS?
He'd get thrown in jail for mugging muggy mug mugs while mugging on his smug mug.

WWUD if he was given creative control over fortress construction?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7664 on: February 24, 2016, 06:14:03 pm »
He would promptly reassign all the fort's master craftsmen to engraving the story of a particularly memorable piece of cheese on every available surface. 

WWUD if he was the attending physician to a dwarf with a split open pinky finger?
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