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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649603 times)

MoonyTheHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7695 on: March 06, 2016, 01:59:40 am »
Urist has transformed into a dwarf!
wudd if he was homer simpson
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7696 on: March 06, 2016, 07:07:05 am »
Beer donuts.

WWUD if he caught a skeletal carp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7697 on: March 06, 2016, 07:42:49 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on March 06, 2016, 07:07:05 am
Beer donuts.

WWUD if he caught a skeletal carp?
Put it in the refuse stockpile.

WWUD if he caught a bacon carp?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7698 on: March 06, 2016, 07:54:27 am »
Put on the animal stockpile, alongside the sushi pig.

WWUD if his neighbour would spent the entire morning singing religious hymns out loud right next to his window just like mine does?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7699 on: March 06, 2016, 08:02:19 am »
Urist McHasHadEnough looses a laugh, fell and terrible!

WWUD when presented with the result of his mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7700 on: March 06, 2016, 10:59:58 am »
be happy, for it was a master work!

WWUD if he was a were-elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7701 on: March 06, 2016, 02:24:21 pm »
Urist cancels productivity: Beating self to death in elven shame
WUDD if he was a female cat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7702 on: March 06, 2016, 03:20:47 pm »
Quote from: MoonyTheHuman on March 06, 2016, 02:24:21 pm
Urist cancels productivity: Beating self to death in elven shame
WUDD if he was a female cat?
"And I thought catsplosions were tough on the dwarves!"

WWUD if he opened a door at just the wrong moment and was adopted by hundreds of cats all at once?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7703 on: March 06, 2016, 03:27:38 pm »
Be horrified as the Overseer forces him and his masters under a Bridge.


WWUD if his beard was made of fire AND he was being attacked by an Excessively Flammable web spitting FB?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7704 on: March 06, 2016, 03:34:25 pm »
Urist Mc!!Beard!! cancels fight:Extinguishing beard.

WWUD if he realized someone was abbreviating What Would Urist Do as WUDD?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7705 on: March 08, 2016, 11:25:11 am »
not know what WUDD is, but kill self just in case it was bad
WWUD if he wouldn't cancel stuff after seeing any wild creature, but he would cancel if the creature was actually dangerous.(he would not cancel after seeing a crow but would cancel if he saw an ogre)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7706 on: March 08, 2016, 04:02:06 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on March 08, 2016, 11:25:11 am
not know what WUDD is, but kill self just in case it was bad
WWUD if he wouldn't cancel stuff after seeing any wild creature, but he would cancel if the creature was actually dangerous.(he would not cancel after seeing a crow but would cancel if he saw an ogre)
The universe would delete itself, and Urist would be forced to have an instinctual fear of everything once more by the Time Police.

WWUD if he knew that the player existed?
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It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7707 on: March 08, 2016, 04:52:47 pm »
Write angry letters to the Overseer about crows.

WWUD if he got a letter back?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7708 on: March 08, 2016, 08:51:18 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on March 08, 2016, 04:52:47 pm
Write angry letters to the Overseer about crows.

WWUD if he got a letter back?
Write the same letter 16 times and go have a drink

WWUD if he read the letter?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7709 on: March 08, 2016, 10:03:19 pm »
Quote from: 90908 on March 08, 2016, 08:51:18 pm
Write the same letter 16 times and go have a drink

WWUD if he read the letter?
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Write a poem:
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

...

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

WWUD if he knew the real world made even less sense than his familiar Region1?
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