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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649752 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7725 on: March 13, 2016, 11:42:17 am »
Mince anyway.

WWUD if he could no longer mince?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7726 on: March 13, 2016, 12:49:55 pm »
Mutilate the vegetables. This is a carrot biscuit. The carrot is well mutilated. The severed carrot flies off in an arc.

WWUD if the vegetables start to put up a fight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7727 on: March 13, 2016, 02:51:14 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on March 13, 2016, 12:49:55 pm
Mutilate the vegetables. This is a carrot biscuit. The carrot is well mutilated. The severed carrot flies off in an arc.

WWUD if the vegetables start to put up a fight?
Increase mincing by 200%

WWUD in the event of food based necromancy?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7728 on: March 15, 2016, 09:36:03 am »
urist cancels eat, interrepted by cake
WWUD if the cake-men attacked him
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BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7729 on: March 15, 2016, 12:19:31 pm »
Let the fierce cake-people enemies take the lead and deal with the menace: carry on, dwarf children!

WWUD if it was actually possible to draft children for squads?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7730 on: March 17, 2016, 05:37:56 pm »
Teach them to play with weapons and shields in the caverns.

WWUD If he was able to edit the raws?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7731 on: March 22, 2016, 09:20:35 am »
here you have an everything composed of beer, all craftdwarfship is of the drunkest quality
WWUD if everything(except dwarves) was composed of frozen and liquid beer
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7732 on: March 22, 2016, 03:57:30 pm »
Find a way to start a fire.

WWUD if he discovered that the king was a goblin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7733 on: March 23, 2016, 03:07:11 pm »
Quote from: CURRENTYEAR on March 22, 2016, 03:57:30 pm
Find a way to start a fire.

WWUD if he discovered that the king was a goblin?
Find a way to start a fire.

WWUD if he was on an island, alone?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7734 on: March 23, 2016, 05:59:21 pm »
Strike the earth.

WWUD if the embark had no way to get a pickaxe?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7735 on: March 23, 2016, 09:46:05 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on March 23, 2016, 05:59:21 pm
Strike the earth.

WWUD if the embark had no way to get a pickaxe?

Live in a wooden village on the surface, protected only by a palisade and an army of peasants equipped with crossbows and -stray war dog bone bolts-.

WWUD if there were no more questions to ask?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7736 on: March 23, 2016, 10:06:35 pm »
Make a new question

WWUD if he couldn't?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7737 on: March 23, 2016, 10:09:34 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on March 23, 2016, 10:06:35 pm
Make a new question

WWUD if he couldn't?
Make -scholar bone bolts- out of all the now-useless people in the library.

WWUD if a new question emerged after all of the question-answerers were eliminated?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7738 on: March 24, 2016, 04:28:11 pm »
Quote from: Dirst on March 23, 2016, 10:09:34 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on March 23, 2016, 10:06:35 pm
Make a new question

WWUD if he couldn't?
Make -scholar bone bolts- out of all the now-useless people in the library.

WWUD if a new question emerged after all of the question-answerers were eliminated?
Learn necromancy

WWUD if he was the player?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7739 on: March 25, 2016, 08:52:20 am »
Pester Toady about the implementation of features. Very much every day. And with an axe. And send him a radish wine barrel every time he does implement one. Which would be pretty much always, because, erm, the axe.

WWUD if he was arrested for harassment?

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