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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677701 times)

Kamsko

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7740 on: March 26, 2016, 05:33:21 am »

Pester Toady about the implementation of features. Very much every day. And with an axe. And send him a radish wine barrel every time he does implement one. Which would be pretty much always, because, erm, the axe.

WWUD if he was arrested for harassment?

Get chained to the fb web silk production bunker.

WWUD when asked as the newly minted hearth person to fight a traveling band of goblin bards.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7741 on: March 26, 2016, 06:53:05 am »

WWUD when asked as the newly minted hearth person to fight a traveling band of goblin bards.
Musical battle, with the winner clobbering the loser loser clobbering themselves to death with their own instrument, in shame.

WWUD if forced to choose between socks and cheese (engraved with images of cheese) outside during a siege?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7742 on: March 29, 2016, 09:33:43 am »

urist would kill every last goblin in a fit of rage and claim all the cheese and socks he wants because no dwarf is brave enough to say no
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7743 on: March 29, 2016, 02:43:09 pm »

urist would kill every last goblin in a fit of rage and claim all the cheese and socks he wants because no dwarf is brave enough to say no
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?
Watch the elves fail spectacularly at smelting and set themselves and their beloved forest on fire.

WWCD if he and his beloved forest were on fire?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7744 on: March 29, 2016, 02:46:38 pm »

urist would kill every last goblin in a fit of rage and claim all the cheese and socks he wants because no dwarf is brave enough to say no
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?
Watch the elves fail spectacularly at smelting and set themselves and their beloved forest on fire.

WWCD if he and his beloved forest were on fire?
"I want stockpiles designated for every nook and cranny of this forest.  Good, no idea how that works but now the fires are out."

WWUD if he saw Cacame do, well, anything?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7745 on: March 29, 2016, 02:47:40 pm »

Awe.

WWUD if Cacame noticed him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7746 on: March 29, 2016, 11:42:15 pm »

Ask for an autograph engraving of Cacame's signature on his sword arm.

WWUD if Cacame actually engarved his arm?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7747 on: March 30, 2016, 06:53:20 am »

Die of blood loss.

WWUD if he was ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7748 on: March 30, 2016, 09:15:13 pm »

Be hired as a training dummy for the military, since their weapons passed through him with no effect. He would later become known as the dorf who single-handedly made the lowliest recruits into legendary warriors.

WWUD If he was a legendary warrior?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7749 on: March 31, 2016, 09:20:37 pm »

Be hired as a training dummy for the military, since their weapons passed through him with no effect. He would later become known as the dorf who single-handedly made the lowliest recruits into legendary warriors.

WWUD If he was a legendary warrior?
Turn out to be a vampire

WWUD do is he was a legendary warrior vampire?
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We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7750 on: April 01, 2016, 01:57:43 pm »

complain that he hasn't drunk alcohol in a while, because it's a old version, then become beserk.
What would happen if Urist tried to feed on another vampire who had been knocked unconscious?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7751 on: April 03, 2016, 02:52:03 am »

Drink all the fat.
WWUD with all the new fat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7752 on: April 03, 2016, 09:58:37 am »

Drink all the fat.
WWUD with all the new fat?
Burn it away

WWUD if he could fly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7753 on: April 03, 2016, 10:01:03 am »

Have pathing issues.

WWUD if flying pathed right?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7754 on: April 03, 2016, 12:24:21 pm »

Have pathing issues.

WWUD if flying pathed right?
Die horribly to a roc attack.

WWUD if he could mine thru solid roc?
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