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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649518 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7785 on: June 19, 2016, 03:04:59 pm »
Quote from: Imic on June 19, 2016, 02:20:12 pm
Wwud if his brain was put into an elf?
Burn down a bunch of forest retreats and deny it.

WWUD if his brain was put into a kobold?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7786 on: June 19, 2016, 03:57:41 pm »
Be  the first kobold with an actual, functional brain.

WWUD if his brain was put into a clown's body?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7787 on: June 20, 2016, 12:23:24 am »
Wear only the best grime covered mittens on each of his tentacles.

WWUD if he had a fixed temp high enough to set cloth on fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7788 on: June 20, 2016, 01:31:42 am »
Quote from: Grimlocke on June 20, 2016, 12:23:24 am
Wear only the best grime covered mittens on each of his tentacles.

WWUD if he had a fixed temp high enough to set cloth on fire?
Strange mood fire imp leather socks.

WWUD if he was a sock?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7789 on: June 21, 2016, 09:00:18 am »
Be in eternal paradise
Wwud if drink was removed from df, socks were nerfed, and he was put in front of a giant ruin for no apparant reason?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7790 on: June 21, 2016, 01:01:31 pm »
Quote from: Imic on June 21, 2016, 09:00:18 am
Be in eternal paradise
Wwud if drink was removed from df, socks were nerfed, and he was put in front of a giant ruin for no apparant reason?
The giant ruin must be a demon fortress! he's in HELL!
WWUD a bunch of demons composed of pig tails were after him?
« Last Edit: June 22, 2016, 09:48:19 am by pikachu17 »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7791 on: June 22, 2016, 01:39:44 pm »
Lock himself in the kitchens for 20 years, waiting for the demons to wear out enough to disappear by themselves.

WWUD if his only pair of XXpig tail socksXX was about to vanish?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7792 on: June 23, 2016, 10:56:05 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on June 22, 2016, 01:39:44 pm
WWUD if his only pair of XXpig tail socksXX was about to vanish?
Try to gain enough kills with it in the hopes that giving it a name will prevent wear. If it doesn't, at least it won't be forgotten.

WWUD if only he could hear socks talk?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7793 on: June 24, 2016, 04:58:27 am »
Become the dwarven messiah

What if a zombie siege charged over his favorite sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7794 on: June 24, 2016, 01:19:03 pm »
Quote from: Gwolfski on June 24, 2016, 04:58:27 am
Become the dwarven messiah

What if a zombie siege charged over his favorite sock?
Eh, They are only zombie skins, totally worth fighting for a sock.
WWUD if his XXpig tail socksXX became a zombie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7795 on: June 24, 2016, 02:32:57 pm »
Dwarf Fortress cancels amuse player:Crashing
Dwarf Fortress cancels crash:event_zombie_sock is too awesome (>9000)
Urist cancels Sanity:Universe broken.

What would happen if his fave sock became a vampire?
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7796 on: June 24, 2016, 02:44:18 pm »
Quote from: Gwolfski on June 24, 2016, 02:32:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress cancels amuse player:Crashing
Dwarf Fortress cancels crash:event_zombie_sock is too awesome (>9000)
Urist cancels Sanity:Universe broken.

What would happen if his fave sock became a vampire?
Well obviously that's a good time to fall asleep with the vampiric sock still on.
WWUD if the vampiric sock talked to him how awesome nature is, and how he shouldn't cut down trees?
« Last Edit: June 28, 2016, 09:10:45 am by pikachu17 »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7797 on: June 24, 2016, 04:35:26 pm »
Cacame, but in reverse

What if a cave-in happened in the booze pile
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7798 on: June 24, 2016, 05:37:35 pm »
Be in the middle of it

WUDD if Dwarf fortress became a zombie
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7799 on: June 24, 2016, 05:51:48 pm »
Go back to bed.

What if the bed was made of frozen booze?
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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