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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649878 times)

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7950 on: August 09, 2016, 08:56:06 am »
A high skilled weapon-smith Urist would die as a result of the punishment, whereas a peasant Urist would happily live through his sentence of 1258433 prison days.

WWUD if he/she/it had to actually sleep on a slade bed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7951 on: August 09, 2016, 09:00:47 am »
Die to the demons who own the place, as they are obviously the only ones who know how to work slade.

WWUD if he became a were-demon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7952 on: August 09, 2016, 09:28:47 am »
become a were-demon necromancer
WWUD after he raised hell?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7953 on: August 09, 2016, 11:20:48 am »
Lower his expectations and accept rulership of a world with a population of one. And zombies.

Wwud if everyone was dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7954 on: August 09, 2016, 05:51:32 pm »
Argue that the above sentence is false ad he is either alive, therefore not everyone is dead, or he is also dead and can't do anything.

Wwud if he broke physics?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7955 on: August 10, 2016, 02:06:44 am »
Never go outside again due to the lack of working gravity
Wwud if the ground atarted falling up?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7956 on: August 10, 2016, 09:12:49 am »
Quote from: Imic on August 10, 2016, 02:06:44 am
Never go outside again due to the lack of working gravity
Wwud if the ground atarted falling up?
Quickly dig down.
WWUD if he was teleported into Liberal Crime Squad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7957 on: August 12, 2016, 08:02:40 am »
Kill all hippies.

WWUD if he was part of the Conservative Crime Squad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7958 on: August 12, 2016, 09:06:21 am »
Try to find out what is this Conservative Crime Squad.

WWUD if he/she/it was targeted by such squad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7959 on: August 12, 2016, 02:10:01 pm »
Smoke some rat weed and embark on an epic quest to figure out how to make all the parts of an instrument to combat the CONSERVATIVE MENACE with Liberal Heart~!

What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7960 on: August 12, 2016, 02:12:25 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on August 12, 2016, 02:10:01 pm
Smoke some rat weed and embark on an epic quest to figure out how to make all the parts of an instrument to combat the CONSERVATIVE MENACE with Liberal Heart~!

What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
sell it for the liberal cause!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7961 on: August 12, 2016, 02:17:35 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on August 12, 2016, 02:10:01 pm
Smoke some rat weed and embark on an epic quest to figure out how to make all the parts of an instrument to combat the CONSERVATIVE MENACE with Liberal Heart~!

What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
Rename it pipeweed and live in a hole in the ground.

WWUD in a hobbit town?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7962 on: August 12, 2016, 02:27:27 pm »
Quote from: Madman198237 on August 12, 2016, 02:17:35 pm
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Quote from: Arcvasti on August 12, 2016, 02:10:01 pm
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Quote from: Madman198237 on August 12, 2016, 02:17:35 pm
Quote from: Arcvasti on August 12, 2016, 02:10:01 pm
Smoke some rat weed and embark on an epic quest to figure out how to make all the parts of an instrument to combat the CONSERVATIVE MENACE with Liberal Heart~!

What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
Rename it pipeweed and live in a hole in the ground.

WWUD in a hobbit town?
Organize a long-expected party.
WWUD if he found the One Ring?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7963 on: August 12, 2016, 06:02:01 pm »
Stow it in the stockpiles and forget about it.

WWUD if suddenly magma crabs?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7964 on: August 12, 2016, 06:03:44 pm »
Kill them all with his masterwork adamantine pickaxe.

WWUD with a captive Dark Lord?
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
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