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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649902 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8025 on: August 28, 2016, 12:41:49 am »
Disown the kid. He stinks of goblin.
Wwud if he was raised by goblins?
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Meurlorg

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8026 on: August 29, 2016, 08:35:51 pm »
sneakily eat goblin babies, they taste like sweet meat

WWUD if he was caught eating goblin babies?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8027 on: August 29, 2016, 08:51:57 pm »
Be told to mince them better.

WWUD if he/she/it was married to a goblin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8028 on: August 30, 2016, 12:51:42 am »
Be thankful they didn't marry an elf on that weird sober spree.

Wwud if confronted by a dragon?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8029 on: August 30, 2016, 03:23:47 am »
Have a drinking contest.
Wwud if he won the drinking game?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8030 on: August 31, 2016, 09:22:58 am »
Drink lots of coffee(dwarven drinking games involve drinking coffee, which can make them dangerously sober)
WWUD if he was not an alcoholic?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8031 on: August 31, 2016, 10:33:27 am »
Consult the medical chief brewer to cure himself

WWUD if he was a brewer that didn't know how to brew alcoholic beverage?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8032 on: August 31, 2016, 10:36:39 am »
Get conscripted into the army.
WWUD after smashing a dragon's head in with a lead mug?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8033 on: August 31, 2016, 08:08:54 pm »
Appreciate the militia commander's shiny gear when he gets there.
WWUD if his fortress grew so huge it took him weeks to get to the stone stockpile from the mines?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8034 on: September 01, 2016, 01:30:24 am »
Urist cancels haul: Bored.

Wwud if he was a stone?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8035 on: September 01, 2016, 03:34:16 am »
Be gabbro.
Wwud if he was adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8036 on: September 01, 2016, 09:23:08 am »
eat goblin babies because they give his adamantinite a green shine
WWUD if their wasn't enough goblin babies to shine his adamantinite
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8037 on: September 01, 2016, 11:33:38 am »
Quote from: Imic on September 01, 2016, 03:34:16 am
Be gabbro.
Wwud if he was adamantine?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8038 on: September 01, 2016, 12:52:18 pm »
Not be too worried---true dwarves prefer the brilliant blue of real adamantine.

WWUD if he excavated his entire map and found no adamantine at all?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8039 on: September 01, 2016, 07:48:56 pm »
Quote from: Madman198237 on September 01, 2016, 12:52:18 pm
WWUD if he excavated his entire map and found no adamantine at all?
Open the Clown Car with mining exploits and wander the Circus to continue his search.

WWUD if he was cursed with the Adamantine Touch? (That is, everything he touches turns to adamantine.)
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