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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649714 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8145 on: October 09, 2016, 01:36:09 am »
Urist cancels drink: poisened.
Wwud if hoblins snuck into his room while he was sleeping?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8146 on: October 09, 2016, 07:42:45 am »
Die.

Wwud if they were under siege but couldn't spot any goblins or other hostiles anywhere?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8147 on: October 09, 2016, 09:47:21 am »
Then there must be no sieg.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8148 on: October 09, 2016, 10:53:44 am »
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WWUD if exposed to a cognitohazard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8149 on: October 09, 2016, 12:33:16 pm »
Nothing. Urist isn't much of a thinker.

WWUD if Jehovah's Witnesses showed up in the tavern to proselytize?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8150 on: October 09, 2016, 01:20:19 pm »
Call the marksdwarves to turn them into dwarven swiss cheese.

WWUD if he found himself in World War II's Nazi Germany?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8151 on: October 09, 2016, 05:57:28 pm »
Quote from: Asin on October 09, 2016, 01:20:19 pm
Call the marksdwarves to turn them into dwarven swiss cheese.

WWUD if he found himself in World War II's Nazi Germany?
Make everything worse.

WWUD if he was a normal, mentally sound individual with actual emotions?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8152 on: October 09, 2016, 06:19:27 pm »
Immediately go insane from being forced to live in the conditions of an average fortress.

WWUD if he discovered the internal combustion engine?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8153 on: October 09, 2016, 07:39:00 pm »
Attempt to make moving fortress and fail.

WWUD if he was sent to the EarthBound universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8154 on: October 09, 2016, 08:54:11 pm »
Urist cancels collect treasure: attacked by Star Man.

WWUD if the Bee Gun weapon from Terraria was a thing?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8155 on: October 09, 2016, 09:39:28 pm »
Aim said bee gun at gobbos or elves.

WWUD if kobolds could speak?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8156 on: October 10, 2016, 01:18:38 am »
Teach them the virtues of a good dorf. And kill all who refuse.

Wwud if he found something too adorable to slaughter?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8157 on: October 10, 2016, 01:54:56 am »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8158 on: October 10, 2016, 05:41:26 pm »
Live out a comfortable but boring life, until one day word reaches the place of a new frontier fortress where even haulers live like kings. Rumors follow too of how most dwarves die after less than 10 years there, but surely it can't be that bad...

WWUD if he was suddenly called into being, along with 6 others, when the player started playing a dead civ?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8159 on: October 10, 2016, 06:01:25 pm »
Become a scholar trying to figure out how in the Circus he was "resurrected" and go insane because of research failing.

WWUD if he was sent to our world?
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