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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649895 times)

VABritto

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9675 on: January 28, 2020, 08:49:08 pm »

Accidentally hit Sigun, killing her instantly in front of her Mayor 3 year old son, who gets depressed and dies as well, initiating a tantrum spiral of death.

WWUD if he wanted to pick fruit from some trees?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9676 on: January 29, 2020, 04:43:59 am »

Get stuck in a tree trying to get the fruit.

WWUD after he got stuck in the tree?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Dragofire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9677 on: January 29, 2020, 11:05:37 am »

Cancel Gather Plants ten bagillion times per second until the CPU overheats.

WWUD if there were seven levers in front of him, one of which would  drop a barrel of booze and the other six would collapse the room on top of him?
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The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9678 on: January 31, 2020, 02:26:32 pm »

Panic and pull one at random. Die.

Wwud when faced with the trolley problem?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9679 on: January 31, 2020, 05:07:31 pm »

Continue forward due to forgetting there were levers on the track

WWUD if a trolley driven by a dwarf was careening towards him, his wife, and 3 kids?
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Quarque

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9680 on: February 01, 2020, 03:28:50 am »

Continue forward due to forgetting there were levers on the track

WWUD if a trolley driven by a dwarf was careening towards him, his wife, and 3 kids?
Walk off to pick up a new pair of socks. Without noticing his wife or kids, because he doesn't socialize outside of taverns.

Wwud if he was stuck in a New York traffic jam?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9681 on: February 01, 2020, 06:52:01 am »

Urist was annoyed after being stuck in traffic. Urist was annoyed after getting into an argument. Urist has gone berserk!

WWUD if he went berserk in NY and someone called the cops?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9682 on: February 01, 2020, 07:19:12 am »

He'd keep attacking until the cops showed up and shoot him to death.

WWUD if he saw Urist get shot to death after attacking come cops in New York?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9683 on: February 01, 2020, 07:24:30 am »

Run away shouting, "It is terrifying!", then go home and play Grand Theft Auto to calm down.

WWUD if the elves tried to ban violent video games?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9684 on: February 01, 2020, 12:33:46 pm »

Use violence on the elves.

WWUD if they lost their video game console?

Dragofire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9685 on: February 01, 2020, 03:02:54 pm »

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WWUD if cats could talk? But only five words: I ,will, get, you, now, murderer
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9686 on: February 01, 2020, 05:50:38 pm »

Exclaim "that's six words!" Urist is now a dabbling mathematician. The cat kills Urist.

WWUD trapped in a mouldy cave?
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

MaxTheFox

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9687 on: February 01, 2020, 10:28:11 pm »

Try and brew alcohol out of the mold.

WWUD if he was in adventure mode?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9688 on: February 02, 2020, 02:36:50 am »

Go to the tavern, get drunk, leave tavern, get eaten by wolves, It was inevitable.

WWUD if it wasn't inevitable?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9689 on: February 02, 2020, 03:09:24 am »

Not whatever that was.

WWUD chained up in a royal palace as a consequence of failing a mayor's demands?
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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