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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649841 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10335 on: January 06, 2021, 01:07:33 am »
Slowly eat the remaining survivors one by one, until he is all that's left.

WWUD when the elves come to trade and find a single vampire living in an otherwise ruined fort?
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Quaksna

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10336 on: January 06, 2021, 01:21:25 am »
They would approve of his eating habits, but then got offended after he offers them a +stick+.

What would Urist do with the angry elves?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10337 on: January 06, 2021, 03:01:40 am »
Quote from: Quaksna on January 06, 2021, 01:21:25 am
They would approve of his eating habits, but then got offended after he offers them a +stick+.

What would Urist do with the angry elves?

A dragon appears.

What now?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10338 on: January 06, 2021, 03:04:26 am »
Eat the elves and the dragon.

WWUD after eating everyone in the fortress, the dragon, and the elves?
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Quaksna

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10339 on: January 06, 2021, 03:11:48 am »
He would eat the +stick+ as well.

What would Urist do when there was nothing more left to eat in this Armok forsaken land?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10340 on: January 06, 2021, 04:42:15 am »
Eat himself.

WWUD if this sent him outside of the universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10341 on: January 06, 2021, 07:52:16 am »
Quote from: Bumber on January 06, 2021, 04:42:15 am
Eat himself.

WWUD if this sent him outside of the universe?

You are deceased.

I'm sorry. There is no WWUD on the death screen.

IT IS TIME TO START A NEW WORLD! XD

What would be a new world created by Urist with advanced world designer?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10342 on: January 06, 2021, 12:33:25 pm »
Thousands are born and die, nations rise and fall, then the world gets deleted because it does not have a volcano in an evil area.

WWUD if he and 6 others were sent to start a fort next to a volcano in an evil area?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10343 on: January 06, 2021, 01:02:40 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on January 06, 2021, 12:33:25 pm
Thousands are born and die, nations rise and fall, then the world gets deleted because it does not have a volcano in an evil area.

WWUD if he and 6 others were sent to start a fort next to a volcano in an evil area?

It appears said volcano formed the way fire imps and magma crabs are leaving it.

WWUD than?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10344 on: January 07, 2021, 01:30:42 am »
Quickly dig out a small hole in the ground and drag all the crap they brought with them.

WWUD when he found out that they forgot to bring an anvil and booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10345 on: January 07, 2021, 03:04:35 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 07, 2021, 01:30:42 am
Quickly dig out a small hole in the ground and drag all the crap they brought with them.

WWUD when he found out that they forgot to bring an anvil and booze?

They dig deeper to find a cavern for booze ingredients and maybe hoping for somebody going into strange mood and making anvil out of something.

What happens next?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10346 on: January 12, 2021, 12:38:20 am »
While searching for the caverns, someone has a blacksmithing mood with intent to make an anvil.  However, as there is no metalsmith’s forge, they claim a craftdwarf’s shop and make a kitten bone earring instead.

WWUD with a kitten bone earring?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10347 on: January 12, 2021, 01:51:04 am »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on January 12, 2021, 12:38:20 am
While searching for the caverns, someone has a blacksmithing mood with intent to make an anvil.  However, as there is no metalsmith’s forge, they claim a craftdwarf’s shop and make a kitten bone earring instead.

WWUD with a kitten bone earring?

Get it stolen by a kea and throw a tantrum!


WWUD if he was to interrogate a certain visitor in the tavern?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10348 on: January 12, 2021, 04:04:00 am »
Blame the visitor and lock him away and leave him to die in the cell.

WWUD if he realized the visitor hadn't stolen the kitten bone earring?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10349 on: January 12, 2021, 09:31:21 pm »
Convict somebody else of the same thing. Leave them both to rot

WWUD if the earring was found on the pedestal where it was ordered to be placed?
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