(Thank you everyone for the kind words, this has been a shit start to the year with the death of two uncles in the last two weeks.)
An evil sorceress has been summoned and is going to kill everything on the Earth because she's evil.Canada has been magically renamed to Earth so the pumpkin zombies are now destroying it.Then suddenly a wave of FUNKINESS washes over the entire area, and everybody feels like they need to dance, it also turns the moon into a DISCO BALL.November 1, 5:30 AMIts dark.The sky is clear.A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.Dustan Hache didn't post for the eleventh time and has become a NPC.Yoink didn't post so random action.We need something more to deal with these zombies. Maybe a sorceress could help? It's been a while since I summoned something, hopefully I don't foget anything important
Attempt to summon a sorceress to help kill the pumpkin zombies
(Summoning a sorceress = 5) It takes a bit to make the circle but you finally finish it and summon the sorceress.
(Does she help kill the pumpkin zombies = 6) She then immediately declares that she will not only kill the pumpkin zombies but everything else on the planet!
Fire elementals will get to the high ground and firebomb the zombies, while Demonic Foliage will be holding the chokepoints.
Spawn some acidic spore sacs and bombard the zombies with them.
(Fire elementals attacking from the high ground = 4) They start throwing fireballs from the rooftops burning a bunch of the pumpkin zombies.
(Demonic Foliage holding the chokepoints = 5) They kill every zombie that comes near the chokepoints.
(Spawning acidic spore sacs = 4) You then spawn a bunch of the acidic spore sacs.
(Bombarding the zombies with the acidic spores = 3) Then you begin bombarding the zombies with them and they kill a bunch, but some of them miss.
Summon the extra zords to empower the Mega-zord.
Animal army keep killing the invading pumpkins
(Summoning more zords to make the megazord more mega = 5) You begin summoning more zords, and after a few minutes five more zords show up doubling your zord count, and when they combine they create the ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD!
(Animals killing the zombies = 1+1 For city defenses) They sit behind the wall and don't do anything as they smoke joints and drink beer.
(Animals killing the zombies = 5) They kill all kinds of pumpkin zombies.
(Animals killing the zombies = 4) They also kill a bunch the pumpkin zombies.
Cause a coup on radiation so that it becomes my ally.
Meanwhile, the French shall restart the economy of the country, building infrastructure and establishing agriculture on the most fertile zones.
Also, have my followers built multiple mechas.
(Causing a coup on the radiation making it an ally = 2+2 For knowing everything about coups) Using your coup causing powers you cause all the remaining French radiation to become your ally.
(French restarting the economy = 6) They quickly set up an economy, but its terrible setup as you ether have lots of money or you don't have any.
(Building infrastructure = 3) They don't manage to build anything but they do manage to restore one of the power plants.
(Establishing agriculture = 2) They search everywhere but they can't find any seeds to plant.
(Followers building mechas = 3) They only manage to gather the pieces necessary to build a mecha.
Oh? You're mind crushing me? Then how about I mind crush you back! (Mind crush the alien guy)
(2) You get into a psychic battle with the leader of the aliens, and after several minutes of INTENSE psychic battling it starts to look like your going to lose against the slightly stronger alien.
Oh? You're mind crushing me? Then how about I mind crush you back! (Mind crush the alien guy)
Use my vauge space psychic powers to mind arm-wrestle the sniper back! Use my mecha's secret psionic boosters to assist this
Also army, keep on fighting!
(You mind-wrestling with the sniper = 2+1 For secret psionic booster) You and the sniper spend several minutes in an INTENSE psychic battle, and after a several minutes it starts to look like your going to beat the sniper.
(Infantry attacking = 2) They sit behind cover reloading their weapons.
(APC attacking = 5) They take out several large groups of the creatures.
(Tank attacking = 3) They manage blow up a hand full of the creatures.
(Other mecha attacking = 6) He charges right into a group of them and kills dozens of them but the mecha gets damaged in the process.
(Artillery attacking = 2) They have to stop and reload the artillery guns.
Rename the Earth to Canada.
(1) You attempt to rename the Earth, but your spell messes up and you accidentally rename Canada to Earth, the pumpkin zombies are confused by this and begin destroying the place that used to be their home.
Bring the FUNK
(5) With the combined power of you, the FUNKY friends, the FUNKY creatures. and all those FUNKY items, you are able to bring the FUNK into the world and it quickly spreads allover causing FUNKY dancing to be come a common thing and it even changes the moon into a giant DISCO BALL.
SURF ON MY SWORD OUT OF THE PARKING LOT AND AWAY FROM THE ARENA DEMONS, AND DEFEND SELF IF NEEDED.
(Surfing out of the lot = 5) You then give the sword another swift kick and send it flying across the parking lot with you riding on top of it, you now feel confident about your sword surfing skills.
(Getting away from the arena demons = 1) But no matter how far you surf away from the arena demons they continue to follow you.
(Defending self = 3) You then ready your shotgun to defend yourself and kill several of the arena demons, but not before they get some hits on you.
You have now been damaged enough that you will need some first aid or you have a chance of dying!
Keep sleeping.
You sleep, hoping the things that go bump in the night don't decide to bump into you while your still sleeping.
NPC STUFFEveryone continue to defend the fief.
(You defending = 6) You continue to run around with the enemy and kill loads of them, but you do get some damage while your out there.
(Militia defending = 6) They kill a lot of the zombies and a few of them get injured in the process.
(Civilians defending = 2) They sit behind the walls and do nothing.
With the help of my followers try to enlighten the pumpkin zombies.
(You enlightening pumpkin zombies = 5) You quickly start talking of enlightenment and the pumpkin zombies listen and all join you.
(followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 3) Your followers don't have as good of luck and only manage to get few more to join.
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(2) They sit around and drink beer.
(6) They break all kinds of stuff then they die.
(4) They break a bunch of windows.
(1) They explode.
(1) They get shot to death.
(6) They blow up a bridge and themselves.
(2) They play some poker.
(5) They tear down several buildings.
(6) They set fire to a forest and get hit by falling trees.
(5) They blow up a hospital.
(5) They break all kinds of shit.
(2) They kick a can around.
(2) They lift some weights.
(6) They blow up a oil refinery, and they burn to death.
(4) They damage some stuff around the fief.
(5) They destroy several houses.
Destroy everything the town.
(1) They get melted by acid.
(1) They get killed by fireballs.
(5) They break all kinds of shit.
(2) They sit and watch the paint dry.
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(1) They get beat up and called jobless losers.
(5) They manage to gather even more zombies into their group.
Percent of The Town destroyed: 53.61%Percent of America destroyed: 7.25%-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0.06%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 2.5%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 2.56%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Yoink
Health: CRITICAL DAMAGE / flaming pants / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills
Kakaluncha / Emperor of Mankind costume / The Emperor of Mankind
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts
France: United, 314,852 follows, no radiation, one power plant, bad economy where you ether have lots of money or you don't have any
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight some more injured
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots.
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns.
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, three followers
CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere / power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals
Health: SOME DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured, 8167 Demonic Foliage, some acidic spore sacs
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in damaged Mecha / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: one badly damaged mecha, armoured car, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, massive pile of candy, scientist
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 832 enlightened pumpkin zombies
Monastery: farm, wall
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist, and is now in space.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL
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