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[Magnumcannon]

Go insane from the lack of booze, tear apart the cage and brew it. Here is a stack of STEEL BREW!

WWUD if sudden elf terrorist attack involving a fake beard and beer bomb?

[Olith McHuman]

Laugh. Only dwarf beer is strong enough to be explosive! Also, they tried to use tea.

What would UristMcBreawer do if someone told him that you can't make wine from mushrooms?

[heydude6]

clearly it must be an elf. Take him to the magma pits!

WWUD if everyone stopped hating elves?

[endlessblaze]

get along, and blend nature and earth, building the greatest fort ever.

wwud if he blended nature and earth, building the greatest fort ever?

[maxcat61]

Hide behind walls for years, watching elderich abominations wander past the gate. The fortress is impenetrable, and everything outside of it dies in horrible ways. Eventually, he dies when a necromancer comes along and reanimates the entire refuse pile of dead elves, which was sealed with a rock door, but it was jammed open by *Butterfly Remains".

WWUD if the sky started to rain Magma and Obsidian?

[escondida]

Pat herself on the back--finally, the skysidian caster/aerial fortress defense system is up and running!

WWUD if caught in a time loop? WWUD if caught in a time loop? WWUD if caught in a time loop?

[endlessblaze]

Armok grows bored with the same thing over and over agian.

So he gives uirst the abilty to recognize the time loop and maintain memory.

This makes armok happy as uirst goes on a qwest to break the timeloop, and of course, this qwest involves bloodshed.


Wwud if he lived in the caverns, no access to the surface, no knowlage of the surface, and with nothing but steel armor and dagger? (Bonus points for never reaching or knowing of the surface in his lifetime)

[Adragis]

Die of starvation

WWUD if he was only half dwarf?

[endlessblaze]

The other half is elf.

Havering been raised in a dwarven civi. He has all the awesome of a dwarven raised dwarf, and none of the lame of an elven raised elf

His extra speed height and memory from his elven heritage combined with the sheer strength and ruthlessness  of a dwarf makes him very powerfull.

He is the best warrior in all the fort, so impressive is he that the overseer gives him his own squad and an addy cape and sword


WWud if he was the forts best warrior and had an addy cape and sword?

[Arcvasti]

Leave the sword in a weapon stockpile and go around bisecting people with the razor sharp edge of his cloak.

What would Urist do if they were tasked to build a quantum computer using mainly minecarts and animated sponges?

[Adragis]

Make a masterwork sponge statue and forget his original job.

WWUD if he was cheese?

[maxcat61]

Engrave a masterwork image of itself on a wall. The Cheese is eating a dwarf.

WWUD if cheese was the only food that he could eat?

[heydude6]

Sell all of the other food and use his money to start a fishery

WWUD if the flesh of sentients were the only food he could eat.

[endlessblaze]

make the overseer happy, elf bone stuff.


wwud if elf bone stuff

[Dunamisdeos]

Sell to elves, make more elf bone stuff with results.

WWUD with additional elf-bone stuff.