Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[delphonso]

*honk honk*

Dwarf Fortress switches to Steam-only upon Steam release. The forums are shut down in favor of Steam community page.

[Mobbstar]

In order to help non-players understand where the screenshots are from, the premium release has a magnified version of the game icon overlayed and fixed into a corner.

[King Zultan]

Any attempt to mod the steam version of the game will get you instantly banned for product tampering.

[delphonso]

Playing DF violates the EULA.

[nik the dwarf]

Every Sandstone (month), human caravans bring candied vermin as seasonal treats. Individuals with high merriment will desire these foods as snacks and for playing tricks on others. Thikot was disgusted by a candied bark scorpion recently.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

It's also customary for the caravan members to show up wearing goblin masks, which may get them mistaken for a siege initially.

[Mobbstar]

Around that time of year, after the last caravan left, glacial fortresses engage in a festival centered around a performance of Thing.

[Bumber]

Around that time of year, after the last caravan left, glacial fortresses engage in a festival centered around a performance of Thing.

This involves your fort crumbling to its end, for accuracy.

[A_Curious_Cat]

When your fort crumbles to it’s end, your computer does too.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

When your fort crumbles to it’s end, your computer does too.

Also most of your IRL vital organs.

[brewer bob]

When your fort crumbles to it’s end, your computer does too.

Also most of your IRL vital organs.

This will be accomplished via a special "wiring" connecting the computer to your body. It will be included in the Premium package, but there'll be a free DIY guide available online for those who play the classic version.

[Magmacube_tr]

*honk honk*

Dwarf Fortress switches to Steam-only upon Steam release. The forums are shut down in favor of Steam community page.

Okay everybody. This thread just peaked. Return to FGAR.

[King Zultan]

But I'm sure we can make even worse stuff and reach EVEN higher peaks of awfulness!

[Mr Crabman]

For the economy update, Toady should try to solve and implement the solution to the "Traveling Salesman Problem"; the update will of course be delayed until he proves one way or the other whether P = NP, and if they aren't equal, just brute force it, the FPS hit couldn't be that bad right?

[LordBaal]

Pfff, forget that. The game should focus on getting the math of a unified theory.