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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646663 times)

Crazy Horse

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7380 on: July 25, 2015, 02:36:18 pm »
This is a masterfully crafted dwarf statue of a dwarf and obsidian. It is encased in obsidian and menaces with spikes of dwarf. The dwarf is making a crude gesture at the obsidian.

What would Urist do if he could socialize with the idle animals?
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heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7381 on: July 25, 2015, 04:13:29 pm »
Be executed on the spot for engaging in elvish practices.

WWUD if there was peace between the dwarves and the elves
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7382 on: July 25, 2015, 06:26:31 pm »
Quote from: heydude6 on July 25, 2015, 04:13:29 pm
Be executed on the spot for engaging in elvish practices.

WWUD if there was peace between the dwarves and the elves

Execute all other dwarves for engaging in diplomatic practices.

WWUD if there was peace between dwarves and their own noble classes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7383 on: July 25, 2015, 08:02:31 pm »
Admire the tomb and let the dead nobles Rest In Peace

WWUD if everything he hated was immortal
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7384 on: July 26, 2015, 07:58:21 am »
Become a necromancer in an attempt to outlive them.

WWUD if Armok decided to destroy the dwarven race and become the God of Rainbows?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7385 on: July 26, 2015, 12:07:04 pm »
Jump into the dye barrel and try to disguise herself as a rainbow.

WWUD with a WW2-era cross-channel naval gun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7386 on: July 26, 2015, 05:31:11 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on July 26, 2015, 12:07:04 pm
Jump into the dye barrel and try to disguise herself as a rainbow.

WWUD with a WW2-era cross-channel naval gun?

Try to find out where the magma goes.

WWUD if he accidentally shoots a noble with the gun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7387 on: July 26, 2015, 07:59:45 pm »
Rejoice as the surge of mandates and demands wanes.

WWUD with the Football?
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I don't know how it all works, I just throw molten science at the wall and see what ignites.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7388 on: July 26, 2015, 08:05:01 pm »
Quote from: Blastbeard on July 26, 2015, 07:59:45 pm
Rejoice as the surge of mandates and demands wanes.

WWUD with the Football?

Urist cancels Drink: Too insane.
2 minutes later...

YOUR FORTRESS HAS CRUMBLED INTO RUIN.

The world has passed into The Age of Death.

WWUD if adamantine was made out of carp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7389 on: July 27, 2015, 01:25:09 am »
Finally have a use for butchered nervous tissue and cartilage.

WWUD if he had to do an over-the-top prom invite for his gal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7390 on: July 28, 2015, 10:01:04 am »
 Make a generous gift of cat leather socks and gabbro floor hatches. As if the profound magnificence of his beard wouldn't suffice to overpower the virtue of any maiden.

What would Urist do if his mom told him to clean his quantum stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7391 on: July 28, 2015, 10:12:48 am »
Build an Atom Smasher.

WWUD if the king visited and turned out to be a weredragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7392 on: July 28, 2015, 10:32:46 am »
Quote from: PyroTechno on July 28, 2015, 10:12:48 am
WWUD if the king visited and turned out to be a weredragon?

Quarantine him to unleash on goblin sieges and elvish caravans.

WWUD if he found himself suddenly transported to our reality?
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Quote from: methylatedspirit on March 02, 2019, 11:51:26 pm
Is this biome reanimating? I really don't want to know what happens when "absurd numbers of megabeasts" is combined with "reanimating biomes".

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7393 on: July 28, 2015, 10:37:38 am »
BECOME A GOD-MEME.

WWUD if his pick turned to soap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7394 on: July 28, 2015, 02:34:22 pm »
Keep mining. Don't you know they mine with their bare fists? The ☼copper picks☼ are just for show.

WWUD if a skeleton popped out?
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