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[Kamsko]

Pester Toady about the implementation of features. Very much every day. And with an axe. And send him a radish wine barrel every time he does implement one. Which would be pretty much always, because, erm, the axe.

WWUD if he was arrested for harassment?

Get chained to the fb web silk production bunker.

WWUD when asked as the newly minted hearth person to fight a traveling band of goblin bards.

[Bumber]

WWUD when asked as the newly minted hearth person to fight a traveling band of goblin bards.

Musical battle, with the winner clobbering the loser loser clobbering themselves to death with their own instrument, in shame.

WWUD if forced to choose between socks and cheese (engraved with images of cheese) outside during a siege?

[pikachu17]

urist would kill every last goblin in a fit of rage and claim all the cheese and socks he wants because no dwarf is brave enough to say no
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?

[Bumber]

urist would kill every last goblin in a fit of rage and claim all the cheese and socks he wants because no dwarf is brave enough to say no
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?

Watch the elves fail spectacularly at smelting and set themselves and their beloved forest on fire.

WWCD if he and his beloved forest were on fire?

[Dirst]

urist would kill every last goblin in a fit of rage and claim all the cheese and socks he wants because no dwarf is brave enough to say no
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?

Watch the elves fail spectacularly at smelting and set themselves and their beloved forest on fire.

WWCD if he and his beloved forest were on fire?

"I want stockpiles designated for every nook and cranny of this forest.  Good, no idea how that works but now the fires are out."

WWUD if he saw Cacame do, well, anything?

[TheBiggerFish]

Awe.

WWUD if Cacame noticed him?

[BadLeo]

Ask for an autograph engraving of Cacame's signature on his sword arm.

WWUD if Cacame actually engarved his arm?

[Adragis]

Die of blood loss.

WWUD if he was ghost?

[IronTomato]

Be hired as a training dummy for the military, since their weapons passed through him with no effect. He would later become known as the dorf who single-handedly made the lowliest recruits into legendary warriors.

WWUD If he was a legendary warrior?

[90908]

Be hired as a training dummy for the military, since their weapons passed through him with no effect. He would later become known as the dorf who single-handedly made the lowliest recruits into legendary warriors.

WWUD If he was a legendary warrior?

Turn out to be a vampire

WWUD do is he was a legendary warrior vampire?

[pikachu17]

complain that he hasn't drunk alcohol in a while, because it's a old version, then become beserk.
What would happen if Urist tried to feed on another vampire who had been knocked unconscious?

[KillzEmAllGod]

Drink all the fat.
WWUD with all the new fat?

[90908]

Drink all the fat.
WWUD with all the new fat?

Burn it away

WWUD if he could fly?

[TheBiggerFish]

Have pathing issues.

WWUD if flying pathed right?

[Dirst]

Have pathing issues.

WWUD if flying pathed right?

Die horribly to a roc attack.

WWUD if he could mine thru solid roc?