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[Helgoland]

So a paranoid schizophreniac walks into a bar.

*listener is brutally clobbered by a paranoid schizophreniac who has just walked into the bar*

[hector13]

So a paranoid schizophreniac walks into a bar.

*listener is brutally clobbered by a paranoid schizophreniac who has just walked into the bar*

Alternatively: "Are you making jokes about/laughing at me?"

[Helgoland]

Spoiler: Rape culture (click to show/hide)

Terrible puns count too, right?

[Graknorke]

Puns are terrible jokes by nature, so terrible puns must also qualify as terrible jokes.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: Rape culture (click to show/hide)

Terrible puns count too, right?

Yeah, as it turns out, Scotland is pretty much the homeland of rape culture.

[hector13]

Spoiler: Rape culture (click to show/hide)

Terrible puns count too, right?

Yeah, as it turns out, Scotland is pretty much the homeland of rape culture.

As a Scotsman, I have no idea whether I should take offense at that terrible insult.

[Orange Wizard]

As a Scotsman, I have no idea whether I should take offense at that terrible insult.

No true Scotsman turns down the opportunity to take offence.

[hector13]

As a Scotsman, I have no idea whether I should take offense at that terrible insult.

No true Scotsman turns down the opportunity to take offence.

I do like my salted porridge while going commando, shouting abuse at the English BASTARDS and drinking the cheapest beer possible because money doesn't grow on trees you know!

[Orange Wizard]

Dinnae ferget yer 'taters, yah scallywag

[hector13]

Tatties. If yer gonnae take the piss, wee man, dae it right, eh?

[Comrade P.]

This is a bad joke that is simultaneously a picture.

Spoiler: Which way is Michael Jackson going? Consult with your stereotypes! (click to show/hide)

[hector13]

That fails as a terrible joke because it's actually funny.

Which makes me a terrible person, though arguably sticking to the stereotype that the Scottish are racist bastards.

[Comrade P.]

Speaking of racist jokes:

Spoiler: What is white and is all over the streets first thing on a winter's morning? (click to show/hide)

Employed people

Spoiler: What's the similarity between seeing a unicorn and a white person winning a marathon? (click to show/hide)

Both are possible, but only with the aid of drugs.

[Kot]

What's the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts actually return from their camp.

[Cthulufaic]

What's the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts actually return from their camp.

As resident jew, I find that hilarious XD