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Helgoland

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2970 on: December 26, 2015, 04:43:48 pm »

So a paranoid schizophreniac walks into a bar.

*listener is brutally clobbered by a paranoid schizophreniac who has just walked into the bar*
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2971 on: December 26, 2015, 04:46:29 pm »

So a paranoid schizophreniac walks into a bar.

*listener is brutally clobbered by a paranoid schizophreniac who has just walked into the bar*

Alternatively: "Are you making jokes about/laughing at me?"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2972 on: December 26, 2015, 09:29:38 pm »

Spoiler: Rape culture (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2973 on: December 26, 2015, 09:42:07 pm »

Puns are terrible jokes by nature, so terrible puns must also qualify as terrible jokes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2974 on: December 26, 2015, 10:01:08 pm »

Spoiler: Rape culture (click to show/hide)
Yeah, as it turns out, Scotland is pretty much the homeland of rape culture.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2975 on: December 26, 2015, 10:29:01 pm »

Spoiler: Rape culture (click to show/hide)
Yeah, as it turns out, Scotland is pretty much the homeland of rape culture.
As a Scotsman, I have no idea whether I should take offense at that terrible insult.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2976 on: December 26, 2015, 10:58:04 pm »

As a Scotsman, I have no idea whether I should take offense at that terrible insult.
No true Scotsman turns down the opportunity to take offence.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2977 on: December 26, 2015, 11:02:31 pm »

As a Scotsman, I have no idea whether I should take offense at that terrible insult.
No true Scotsman turns down the opportunity to take offence.
I do like my salted porridge while going commando, shouting abuse at the English BASTARDS and drinking the cheapest beer possible because money doesn't grow on trees you know!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2978 on: December 27, 2015, 01:04:57 am »

Dinnae ferget yer 'taters, yah scallywag
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2979 on: December 27, 2015, 01:10:28 am »

Tatties. If yer gonnae take the piss, wee man, dae it right, eh?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2980 on: December 27, 2015, 10:47:40 am »

This is a bad joke that is simultaneously a picture.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2981 on: December 27, 2015, 10:59:42 am »

That fails as a terrible joke because it's actually funny.

Which makes me a terrible person, though arguably sticking to the stereotype that the Scottish are racist bastards.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2982 on: December 27, 2015, 12:57:04 pm »

Speaking of racist jokes:


« Last Edit: December 27, 2015, 12:59:43 pm by Comrade P. »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2983 on: December 27, 2015, 01:10:19 pm »

What's the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts actually return from their camp.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2984 on: December 27, 2015, 01:11:52 pm »

What's the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts actually return from their camp.
As resident jew, I find that hilarious XD
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