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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #825 on: August 24, 2014, 12:04:02 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on August 23, 2014, 01:38:42 am
Q.) What's black and white and red all over
A.) A zebra with sunburn
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Q.) What's black and white and read all over
A.) A newspaper
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #826 on: August 24, 2014, 12:05:10 am »
What's black and white and red all over?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #827 on: August 24, 2014, 12:50:44 am »
Q.) What do you call a person serving a life sentence in prison for a minor non-violent offense?
A.) African-american
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #828 on: August 24, 2014, 12:57:12 am »
What's rainbow-colored and shifty?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #829 on: August 24, 2014, 08:26:48 am »
What's tan and red and brown and black and blue all over?




Palestine.

Sorry, that was a bit off-color.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #830 on: August 24, 2014, 09:27:55 am »
Quote from: Japa on August 22, 2014, 12:15:29 am
If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Bruce Tree.

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oh good lord i warned you japa i warned you dad jokes were a bad idea but its to late you will be stuck with them for years now
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #831 on: August 24, 2014, 10:30:43 am »
Did you know there's a star called the Dog Star? Serious!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #832 on: August 24, 2014, 08:37:06 pm »
How can you tell an elephant's been in your fridge?

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« Reply #833 on: August 24, 2014, 10:28:47 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on August 21, 2014, 04:07:31 pm
*Bruce Lee*

If Bruce Lee had a sex change, she'd be Bruce She

If Bruce Lee was cloned / became a hivemind, he'd be Bruce We

If Bruce Lee was carved in wood, he'd be Bruce Tree

If Bruce Lee was a blood sucking parasite, he'd be Bruce Flea

If Bruce Lee was liquified, he'd be Bruce Tea
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #834 on: August 24, 2014, 10:34:04 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on August 24, 2014, 10:28:47 pm
Quote from: Nirur Torir on August 21, 2014, 04:07:31 pm
*Bruce Lee*

If Bruce Lee had a sex change, she'd be Bruce She

If Bruce Lee was cloned / became a hivemind, he'd be Bruce We

If Bruce Lee was carved in wood, he'd be Bruce Tree

If Bruce Lee was a blood sucking parasite, he'd be Bruce Flea

If Bruce Lee was liquified, he'd be Bruce Tea
oh god i love these we came up with so many robin willams ones
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #835 on: August 25, 2014, 04:38:17 am »
If Bruce Lee was a released insect, he'd be Loose Bee.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #836 on: August 25, 2014, 06:36:44 am »
if bruce lee was a scout he would be bruce see
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #837 on: August 25, 2014, 08:02:45 am »
*uuuggghhh*
These Bruce Lee jokes are awful!

(Is it weird that when I tried to type out awful I had to redo it because I accidentally typed awesome?)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #838 on: August 25, 2014, 09:00:50 am »
You know Linda Emery? Well, Lee gave her the Bruce D!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #839 on: August 25, 2014, 10:26:10 am »
What does the drunk say when he meet a gosh?

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