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Karkov

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #810 on: August 21, 2014, 03:58:39 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on August 21, 2014, 03:44:45 pm
Deer lord, these jokes are abysmal.

Somehow though, I feel that they're still better than all the Alan Wake jokes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #811 on: August 21, 2014, 04:00:13 pm »
Just...

No, not the Alan Wake jokes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #812 on: August 21, 2014, 04:07:31 pm »
If Bruce Lee volunteered for charity work, he'd be Bruce Free.

(If Bruce Lee forgot himself, he'd also be Bruce Free)

If Bruce Lee was an insect, he'd be Bruce Bee.

If Bruce Lee was a transformation ray, he'd be "Bruce me!"

If Bruce Lee was clothes, he'd be Bruce Gi.

If Bruce Lee was cloned, he'd be Bruce Re.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #813 on: August 21, 2014, 05:22:39 pm »
How many officers does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #814 on: August 21, 2014, 05:33:52 pm »
I think that was already said.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #815 on: August 21, 2014, 05:38:35 pm »
Shhhhhhhhhhh, I'm entirely original.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #816 on: August 21, 2014, 05:41:56 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #817 on: August 21, 2014, 05:42:42 pm »
If Christopher Walken were following you he'd be Chrisopher Stalken.

If you upset the cat, Tardersauce, he'd be Tardercross.

If Groot were footwear he'd be Boot.

If Robin Williams were a sea creature he'd be Robin Squilliams.

If Jennifer Lawrence were a pirate's lover, she'd be Jennifer Lawench.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #818 on: August 22, 2014, 12:15:29 am »
If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Bruce Tree.

Quote from: Kid
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Quote from: Dad
Really? Well I'm Friday. Wanna come over on Saturday and have a sundae?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #819 on: August 22, 2014, 12:47:31 am »
Quote from: Japa on August 22, 2014, 12:15:29 am
If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Bruce Tree.

Quote from: Kid
Dad, I'm thirsty
Quote from: Dad
Really? Well I'm Friday. Wanna come over on Saturday and have a sundae?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #820 on: August 22, 2014, 12:48:59 am »
Actually, I'm not dad in those quotes.

I'm Kid.

This is one my dad told me.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #821 on: August 22, 2014, 11:20:59 am »
Q.) What kind of vehicle does a mentally disabled time lord drive?
A.) a RETARDIS
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #822 on: August 22, 2014, 02:13:07 pm »
Two peanuts are walking down the street.

One was assaulted
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #823 on: August 22, 2014, 05:22:01 pm »
What nationality are you if you really gotta pee?

You're a-russian.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #824 on: August 23, 2014, 01:38:42 am »
Q.) What's black and white and red all over
A.) A penguin being fed into a wood chipper
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