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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1875 on: March 09, 2015, 04:44:03 pm »
Quote from: Objective on March 09, 2015, 01:49:51 am
The snake in the foreground wooden move. Is it dead?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1876 on: March 09, 2015, 07:02:45 pm »
A native american walks into a restaurant. The maitre d' asks "do you have reservations?"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1877 on: March 09, 2015, 07:17:57 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on March 09, 2015, 07:02:45 pm
A native american walks into a restaurant. The maitre d' asks "do you have reservations?"

They replied "You're taking an awful gamble with that remark"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1878 on: March 09, 2015, 07:25:19 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1879 on: March 09, 2015, 11:03:20 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 08, 2015, 02:56:28 am
... never mind. This is the terrible jokes thread.
Quote from: Antsan on March 08, 2015, 05:31:43 am
Don't worry, Cryxis, at least I thought they were terrible.
Ya that was the point


A local newspaper was having a contests for who could come up with the best pun.
A man entered ten puns hoping to win but no pun in ten did.


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1880 on: March 11, 2015, 11:31:59 pm »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on March 09, 2015, 11:03:20 pm
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 08, 2015, 02:56:28 am
... never mind. This is the terrible jokes thread.
Quote from: Antsan on March 08, 2015, 05:31:43 am
Don't worry, Cryxis, at least I thought they were terrible.
Ya that was the point


A local newspaper was having a contests for who could come up with the best pun.
A man entered ten puns hoping to win but no pun in ten did.
Wow, that one's pretty bad.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1881 on: March 11, 2015, 11:41:51 pm »
Are dead babies acceptable? I got a tonne of them from work.

Jokes, I mean. There are no dead babies at my place of employment.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1882 on: March 11, 2015, 11:56:34 pm »
Quote from: BlackFlyme on March 11, 2015, 11:41:51 pm
Are dead babies acceptable? I got a tonne of them from work.

Jokes, I mean. There are no dead babies at my place of employment.
Pretty sure there are a bunch of them earlier in the thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1883 on: March 12, 2015, 12:39:11 am »
Abraham Lincoln jokes incoming.

What movie would Abraham Lincoln be wearing if he strapped a rifle to his head instead of his hat?

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Who is the Hero of Time, wears a top hat, freed the slaves, and killed Ganon?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1884 on: March 12, 2015, 11:51:46 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1885 on: March 12, 2015, 12:28:28 pm »
Q.) What do you call a white rapper who locks themself in a house and demands that everything they've written be destroyed?
A.) Eminemily Dickinson
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1886 on: March 12, 2015, 06:07:05 pm »
Quote from: BlackFlyme on March 11, 2015, 11:41:51 pm
Are dead babies acceptable? I got a tonne of them from work.

Jokes, I mean. There are no dead babies at my place of employment.

Maybe you should become an abortionist then
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1887 on: March 12, 2015, 06:13:49 pm »
You don't become Abortionist, you're born that way.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1888 on: March 12, 2015, 06:16:09 pm »
I'd tell you all a joke about a dead baby; unfortunately it seems I forgot it in the car.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1889 on: March 13, 2015, 02:08:14 pm »
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