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Author Topic: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Oh well.]  (Read 376860 times)

Tomcost

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2850 on: January 03, 2014, 02:36:58 pm »

((I think that mastahcheese has been just promoted to eldritch horror. That's a position very few people beside Xantalos ever get.))

PMed spell.

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2851 on: January 03, 2014, 03:40:33 pm »

((I'm a double amputee with a dark mace arm, I must look pretty wretched by this point.))
((You're just a mon-ster, no-body loves you.
He's just a mon-ster, from a pit of magic; spare him his life from this mon-strosity!))
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2852 on: January 03, 2014, 03:41:27 pm »

((I'm a double amputee with a dark mace arm, I must look pretty wretched by this point.))
((You're just a mon-ster, no-body loves you.
He's just a mon-ster, from a pit of magic; spare him his life from this mon-strosity!))
I take it you won't let me go, then?
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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The Derail Thread

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2853 on: January 03, 2014, 04:09:15 pm »

((I'm a double amputee with a dark mace arm, I must look pretty wretched by this point.))
((You're just a mon-ster, no-body loves you.
He's just a mon-ster, from a pit of magic; spare him his life from this mon-strosity!))
I take it you won't let me go, then?
Bismillah, no! We will not let you go.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2854 on: January 03, 2014, 06:33:20 pm »

((Huh, I was actually expecting to die doing that.))

Run up to Zubaz and destroyinate his face!

((I'm a double amputee with a dark mace arm, I must look pretty wretched by this point.))

Jump and facekick him to death finally for real!
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2855 on: January 03, 2014, 08:32:40 pm »

magic and stuff
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2856 on: January 03, 2014, 08:51:45 pm »

((I'm a double amputee with a dark mace arm, I must look pretty wretched by this point.))
((You're just a mon-ster, no-body loves you.
He's just a mon-ster, from a pit of magic; spare him his life from this mon-strosity!))
I take it you won't let me go, then?
Bismillah, no! We will not let you go.


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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2857 on: January 03, 2014, 08:56:51 pm »

((I'm a double amputee with a dark mace arm, I must look pretty wretched by this point.))
((You're just a mon-ster, no-body loves you.
He's just a mon-ster, from a pit of magic; spare him his life from this mon-strosity!))
I take it you won't let me go, then?
Bismillah, no! We will not let you go.


I love you guys.
But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2858 on: January 03, 2014, 09:50:53 pm »

((I'm a double amputee with a dark mace arm, I must look pretty wretched by this point.))
((You're just a mon-ster, no-body loves you.
He's just a mon-ster, from a pit of magic; spare him his life from this mon-strosity!))
I take it you won't let me go, then?
Bismillah, no! We will not let you go.


I love you guys.
But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...
I love you you are a awesome GM

Also keep chilling and say Ebut while pointing at one of the non-eldritch people


((I love how I'm just shouting encouragement and eating choclate while in a free for all))
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2859 on: January 03, 2014, 09:52:22 pm »

((I'm a double amputee with a dark mace arm, I must look pretty wretched by this point.))
((You're just a mon-ster, no-body loves you.
He's just a mon-ster, from a pit of magic; spare him his life from this mon-strosity!))
I take it you won't let me go, then?
Bismillah, no! We will not let you go.
I love you guys.
But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...
That's the first one I did.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2860 on: January 03, 2014, 10:02:05 pm »

That's the first one I did.
Yes, it was, wasn't it?
Funny how these things turn out.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2861 on: January 04, 2014, 10:41:58 am »

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit I did NOT train for this..."
Lichism Anneell Enur! at Cromwellius!
"I think we should fight elsewhere, everyone, for now! The stakes are much, much higher..."
Take a defensive stance and draw whipsword. Focus attention on the eldritch Cromwellius, ready to counter if possible.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2862 on: January 05, 2014, 12:51:29 am »

BEGIN TESTING
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2863 on: January 13, 2014, 02:20:31 pm »

Run up to Zubaz and destroyinate his face!
Jump and facekick him to death finally for real!
Lichism Anneell Enur! at Cromwellius!

Take a defensive stance and draw whipsword. Focus attention on the eldritch Cromwellius, ready to counter if possible.

[Cromwell Spd:5]
[Zubaz Spd:3]
[Derya Spd:4]

With super...human? effort, Cromwell flings himself at Zubaz.

[Cromwell Dex:5+1-2]
[Zubaz Dex:1+2]

[Cromwell Str:5]
[Zubaz End:2]

Screaming incoherently, Cromwell brings his mace-fist down square into Zubaz's face.  He goes down like a sack of potatoes, with blood streaming from his face.

Cromwell turns and hisses at Derya as she lines up her spell.

[Derya Pot:6]

[Derya Dex:6]
[Cromwell Dex:5+1-2]

[Cromwell End:6-1]  //Lucky bastard

A very thin, hard to see stream fires directly forward from Derya toward Cromwell.  He's starting to slouch down again due to his missing leg, but the line still connects squarely.

It sends him flying all the way into the far wall, embedding him in the stone a full foot.  It's a wonder he's still alive, much less conscious.  He's also a bit wedged in there and dazed from the impact.  [-1 to next turn rolls]


((I think that mastahcheese has been just promoted to eldritch horror. That's a position very few people beside Xantalos ever get.))

PMed spell.

(What, with no tentacles?)

You do your magic thing.

[Pot:4+2+1]  A set of magical gauntlets of shining crystal appear before you.  You note there appears to be a shimmering border around them.  They're also huge like massive crystal Hulk Hands.

You try to put them on.

[Dex:2+2]  They are at first repelled when you pick them up, but you manage to wrangle your hands in.  Sure enough, they stay on!  They're heavy and bulky, though- don't punch yourself.


magic and stuff

You magic and stuff.

[Pot:5+1]  Now you have a huge pile of arcane arrows- enough to stock a squadron of archers.


Also keep chilling and say Ebut while pointing at one of the non-eldritch people

"BAM!  Right in the kisser!"

[Pot:3]  You get a vague shimmering form.  Uhh... a big animal?


BEGIN TESTING

Bigf01t does his secret magic in secret, since no one can see him and he asked for secrecy.


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Unholy_Pariah:  Outcast Wizard - East exit, Spike Room (3 Pool, Body is big and arcane) {Left leg is badly injured, especially the knee; cannot stand on it, Right leg gone, Lower abdomen is gouged} (5)
Bigf00t: Bigf01t - South Entrance, Grand Room (6 Pool, Body is arcane field over steel core) [Arcane hoverhammer, Arcane Helmet, Wand, Arcane Great Crossbow "Compensation Launcher"] {Chest feels burned/raw} (6)
Killerhellhound: Mark Sheperd - Center, Grand Room (1 Pool)  {A bit burned}
TCM: Zubaz - Center, Grand Room (0 Pool)  {Unconscious, bleeding face}
Tomcost: Jabon -  South Entrance, Grand Room (6 Pool, Body is solid force) [Force-Crystal Hulk Hands] (22)
Vakothu: Azilain - South Exit, Cavern (Is a jock strap)
Tsuchigumo550: Derya Shirazi - West Door, Grand Room (1/3 Pool) [Steel Arm Floaties, Silver Mobile Cover Pants]
mastahcheese: Cromwellius The Second - East Wall, Grand Room (3/3 Pool, body is Corrupted)  {Right leg is gone, right arm is a fleshy mace, skin is scaly, broken nose, embedded in wall, dazed (-1 rolls next turn)}
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Final Battle]
« Reply #2864 on: January 13, 2014, 02:53:50 pm »

((Damn, now I feel the need to give Mastahcheese some tentacle gloves))

Action coming later, have to finish TiM turn first.
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