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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 74402 times)

kj1225

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #210 on: August 24, 2013, 12:30:54 am »

Well, I would be disappointed if poison didn't kill people when they inhaled it.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #211 on: August 24, 2013, 12:37:49 am »

Yeah. But you can't do it over and over. And people saw you kill that guy.

Well, working on the update now.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #212 on: August 24, 2013, 01:18:25 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Hm. Go talk to the horned girl. See what her deal is.
"Hey, what's your name?"
Sandy. What's yours?

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - BREED.
[5]
The orgy goes quite smoothly and within the hour your stomach is bulging.

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Fly away to where I need to be for the plot!
[4]
You get out of there before the police show up. Lotta people saw your face though.
[6]
Your flight ends atop a skyscraper where you crouch, staring down at this city of sinners and -
*CRUNCH*
HELLO!

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Take out phone. Type out police number by number until she gives it back.
"Oh, look, a flying pig!"
[2]
She swipes the phone and drops it to nestle besides your wallet.

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Dropkick him.
You assault the guy with a railgun. Brilliant.
[4 vs 1]
[5 vs 4]
You move much faster than him and slam your foot into his face, sending him stumbling back and dropping the railgun.

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Hi-Jack the VTOL!
[3 + 1 = 4]
After a few false starts you get the VTOL limo into the air.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

kj1225

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #213 on: August 24, 2013, 01:22:15 am »

What was noise?
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Cheesecake

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #214 on: August 24, 2013, 01:26:51 am »

[Ha. This thread will soon be my sandbox and you all will be my little playthings!]

Use my cops' synapse to psychically speed up time until the point where I give birth.
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Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #215 on: August 24, 2013, 06:43:23 am »

That's it.
Threaten with tire iron thing. Smash her with it if threat ineffective.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #216 on: August 24, 2013, 08:22:11 pm »

Check to see what weapons are on this thing. Hopefully missiles, I'm about to hit a large target.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #217 on: August 24, 2013, 08:34:11 pm »

Grab Railgun and run out of there with FemPac.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #218 on: August 25, 2013, 03:55:39 pm »

Just a heads up, I'll be on holiday for the next week or so so don't expect any turns.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #219 on: August 25, 2013, 08:12:14 pm »

That's alright. If you want I can retcon you in later or just act like nothing happened. Also, just waiting another two hours for Greenstar before I update.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #220 on: August 25, 2013, 09:40:23 pm »

"Samuel. Nice to meet you!"

Extend a hand for a handshake.

((Sorry, I was in Whistler, and just got back.))
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #221 on: August 25, 2013, 09:56:46 pm »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Extend a hand for a handshake.
"Samuél. Nice to meet you!"
She smiles and accepts the handshake.
Charmed. So what brings you here?

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Use my cops' synapse to psychically speed up time until the point where I give birth.
[5]
The cops gain Mild Psychic Powers and you give birth!
[3 - 1 = 2]
Five out of seven young are born stillborn. Guess being a mutant abomination isn't so good for giving birth.
Spoiler: Child 1 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Child 2 (click to show/hide)

Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - What was noise?
You look around and see an asian teenager with bat wings.
I'M GEENA! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Threaten with tire iron thing. Smash her with it if threat ineffective.
"GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHIT!"
[5]
Okay, okay! Don't hurt me!
She pulls out your phone and wallet and toss them to you, then runs out the door.

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Grab Railgun and run out of there with FemPac.
[4]
You snag the railgun on your way out, FemPac behind you. A group of rappers follow you however.

Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Check to see what weapons are on this thing. Hopefully missiles, I'm about to hit a large target.
[6]
Upon inspection you discover that the VTOL limo has exclusive access to an orbital laser satellite, as well as a pair of gauss-miniguns.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: August 25, 2013, 10:18:43 pm by Gamerlord »
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #222 on: August 25, 2013, 10:08:14 pm »

EDIT: Fiiiiinnneee. Send cops and the children out to learn of the world beyond the nest.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2013, 05:09:50 am by Cheesecake »
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Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #223 on: August 25, 2013, 10:09:04 pm »

No. Just no. Edit that NOW, or mastahcheese's first firing of that orbital laser will obliterate you.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Where Cheesecake Becomes Female!
« Reply #224 on: August 25, 2013, 10:11:26 pm »

I'm gonna join in on the fun!

Name: Sam Greene
Gender: Male
Stats
Str: 4
Dex: 5
Agi: 4
Int: 8
Will: 7
PLEASE keep the stats similar if not identical to how you are RL.
Skills
Chemistry
Arguing at inopportune times
Swing Dancing
Whatever you want. If you know it RL, put it here.
Description: 21, 5'7", glasses, unkempt hair, you know the drill.
Reason for being in Vegas: Friends wanted to go for my 21. They got drunk and I wandered off, because I was bored of them.
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