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[TheZoomZoll]

EAT THE PAST, PREVENTING TIME TRAVEL

^{(4)You eat the past..
Why are you here anyway?}

Team up with Komodo dragon to kill all the NPC competitors.

^{You (6) marry the Komodo Dragon but you don't remember why...}

Contemplate what this means.

Teleport backwards in time several turns and to the finish line.

^{(2)You think Xantalos might have done something.You can't teleport back to the past.
Everything is blue for some reason and you think you became older by 10 years.}

Blue Shell Pinball MADNESS!! RAWR!

^{You wonder how you got into the jet but play pinball anyway and (2) wreck the jet but hit your head and fall out unconscious.}

Rotate self 90 degrees, keep running!

^{You wonder what the fuck you are doing on the racetrack for a moment.
You (3) start climbing the racetrack for no apparent reason.}

EAT THE PAST, PREVENTING TIME TRAVEL

SLAM THE FUTURE INTO THE BLUE PAINT BIN AND CLOSE THE LID

THEN RIP OPEN THE PRESENT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

ENSURE PRESENT IS PROPERLY WRAPPED BEFORE BEING RIPPED OPEN

^{(6)You grab the future and throw it into the blue paint bin but you can't put the lid on and it becomes a} _{Blue Rabid Future TM}
^{Xantalos facepalms.}

PREPARE THE PEC-NUKES!

^{You wonder why the fuck you are in a jet.
You (1) crash the damaged jet and you land onto the ground some meters away and (4) live to tell the tale for some reason.
You hear beeping from the jet.}

Continue enjoying my sweet ride. Transcend into the realm of coolness and badassery. Shut up, spellcheck, badassery is so a word.

^{You don't remember what the fuck you are doing.(1)You get tired of the shitty ride and get out to urinate on it.}

Strafe EVERYTHING

^{Who are you?What are you doing?You don't know but you (3) start strafing for no reason..}

run so fast I end up going back in time a few turns before it became a death match

<sup>You don't know why you are running and start (4+3) sprinting really fast.
You (6+3) smack your face on  the 90 degree roadtrack and fuse with the 90 degree angle.

Urist McDwarf-Running on the ground.
LordSlowpoke-Blue paint bin master.
Persus-Married to the Komodo Dragon.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.
Flabort-Concussion/on the ground.+2 combat.
GWG-In the future.
Scood-90 degree angle.
MastahCheese-Windrunner.
Ragnarok97071-Former BICEPS Jet Pilot.
Ozarck-Urinating on a shitty hummer.
Xantalos-The World.
Other Competitors-19 left.</sup>

[LordSlowpoke]

UNLEASH THE RABID FUTURE ON THE OTHER COMPETITORS

[Ozarck]

Transcend time. Create time begining from the NOW and extending both forward and backward, as well as laterally. Write history, as  I see fit. Invite those competitors who wish it to enter into history, past and future.

[Scood]

branch off from the current timeline at a 90 degree angle while moving speedily.

[Xantalos]

EAT TIME

[mastahcheese]

Keep climbing!

[ragnarok97071]

Teleport to my MOON BASE.

[flabort]

Realize this shell is great for riding around in and protecting my noggin, keep head inside while I slip through a crack in the timestream to a time when time wasn't tampered with.

[Persus13]

Recreate the past where I was king of the world.

[GreatWyrmGold]

branch off from the current timeline at a 90 degree angle while moving speedily.

Wouldn't that lead to you being stationary relative to time?

Travel back in time to when Xantalos ate the past.
Punch him to prevent him from doing so!

[Xantalos]

branch off from the current timeline at a 90 degree angle while moving speedily.

Wouldn't that lead to you being stationary relative to time?

Travel back in time to when Xantalos ate the past.
Punch him to prevent him from doing so!

But that would require access to the past, which I ate.
Therefore you can't travel back past the present moment.

[Scood]

((except GWG is in the future and you are attempting to eat the past in the present.))

[Xantalos]

((No, I ate the past in relative to me. Therefore, since I traveled forward in time from the moment where I ate the past, that moment doesn't exist anymore.
Also punching a planet doesn't hurt anything except your fist.))

[Playergamer]

Open fire!

[GreatWyrmGold]

branch off from the current timeline at a 90 degree angle while moving speedily.

Wouldn't that lead to you being stationary relative to time?

Travel back in time to when Xantalos ate the past.
Punch him to prevent him from doing so!

But that would require access to the past, which I ate.
Therefore you can't travel back past the present moment.

You ate the past in what was then the present. It is now the future of that moment, making that the past, which you did not eat. Eating that moment would have required you to have eaten the present and part of the future.

((No, I ate the past in relative to me. Therefore, since I traveled forward in time from the moment where I ate the past, that moment doesn't exist anymore.
Also punching a planet doesn't hurt anything except your fist.))

And now it is the future of that moment.
Depends on who you are.