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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 268281 times)

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In a hole in the ground there lived a dwarf. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dwarf fortress, and that means magma.
Dwarf fortress: Tales of terror and inevitability

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 17: Balance]
« Reply #572 on: January 01, 2014, 08:10:37 pm »

The scandalous choice might have benefitted us. The guy who gave the flattery speech apparently wanted, but failed to seduce the Duchess we danced with. So apparently our choice ws well received at least by him.

Foreign Intelligence and Ciphering

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We have bonuses in both of those, and they're presently holding us back from passing 50 points in Internal Affairs, which we probably want.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 17: Balance]
« Reply #573 on: January 01, 2014, 08:21:15 pm »

Week 18: Occurrences



Uh oh.


So... long subtraction?

Well, we're getting there.


Yay~

Hopefully he's not still crying over how his daughter chose the treacherous female witch who murdered her mother as her first dance partner.


Huehuehuehuehuehuehue.


Whoa. Going a bit overboard on the purple, aren't you?




Delicious politics.


Uh


!

Well now. Apparently Axie ain't playin'.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2014, 08:22:51 pm by IronyOwl »
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #574 on: January 01, 2014, 08:26:08 pm »

...awww, I don't like any of those choices. Our father has no power. It' ok if he has a playmate.

Insult her with false flattery

Maybe we'll be so bad at it that it will come across as a real compliment.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #575 on: January 01, 2014, 08:26:42 pm »

Trip her.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #576 on: January 01, 2014, 08:30:48 pm »

Oh so trip, this should be goooooood.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #577 on: January 01, 2014, 08:38:05 pm »

Conversation and demeanor are poor. Better try to trip her.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 17: Balance]
« Reply #578 on: January 01, 2014, 08:40:51 pm »

Trip her
It's probably the worst possible choice but this will be hilarious.
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 17: Balance]
« Reply #579 on: January 01, 2014, 08:41:15 pm »

Trip her
It's probably the worst possible choice but this will be hilarious.
That is exactly what I was thinking.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #580 on: January 01, 2014, 08:57:00 pm »

False Flattery!
because they won't try to kill us if it isn't bodily harm!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #581 on: January 01, 2014, 09:15:03 pm »

Bwahahaha!!!! I'm playing this game. It's awesome. I highly recommend it. :)

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It's kind of unforgiving though.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #582 on: January 01, 2014, 09:59:47 pm »

Trip! Is the only one with any chance of success, and i never did it.
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In a hole in the ground there lived a dwarf. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dwarf fortress, and that means magma.
Dwarf fortress: Tales of terror and inevitability

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #583 on: January 01, 2014, 10:25:18 pm »

I think I remember that the failed flattery is really pathetic. or it has no skill checks.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 18: Occurrences]
« Reply #584 on: January 01, 2014, 10:26:54 pm »

Ooh, Axie's pissed! Trip her!
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