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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Brewster]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Parties? Pfff...
I'd say the occasion calls for a good ol' tantrum, eh?



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Great work so far btw, love the deatails

Funny cause I thought this was a post from the OP and I was like damn that looks like slowpokez work... sure enough.

[NAV]

PTW I love this type of thing.

[Necrisha]

+1 to tantrum!

[peregarrett]

No, no reason to tantrum.
She's happy to be free and admired fine engravings recently.

[CaptainMcClellan]

-1 to tantrum: Tantruming would cause a loop resulting in either execution, missing the embark, or just getting locked in room.

[Rumrusher]

Hmm are you sure you're not the mayor assistant and the real mayor is the 14+ legendary Biting and Reading Pug name "Sire Daggerfang Demonbane" we appointed 4 seasons ago due to biting "Gull kuggh Weugoulaely" head clean off it's seven shoulders? This fort states "Any one who pulls off a mighty Act of Dwarfiness shall Rule over the Fort Til they appoint someone far more dwarfy than they are" the second to last mayor was an Lich Snakeman who walk all the way to our doorstep barring news of several beasts we rumored to doom our fort vanquished showing us his beard made of "unspeakable beasts and horrors" you are saying you are the mayor that bested the acts of slaying many monsters or slaying the Foul demon who killed our lich mayor who by proxy became our mayor for 5 weeks in ruling?

[smjjames]

I think the tantrum thing was meant as a joke.

> Distract him somehow and make a run for it!

[CaptainMcClellan]

@smjjames: Prob'ly so.

[Rumrusher]

I think the tantrum thing was meant as a joke.

> Distract him somehow and make a run for it!

throw a party near the Crate then walk out given that everybody would be too much partying to notice a lone beardless cheesemaker deserted the fort to go get her self horribly killed,

[Avis-Mergulus]

This is the best. Ever.

PTW.

[evictedSaint]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Parties? Pfff...
I'd say the occasion calls for a good ol' tantrum, eh?



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Great work so far btw, love the deatails

This is gorgeous!  Misty looks like such a bad ass ^_^

Duke Mosus tells you that you can’t go to ShieldDawn.

You tell him that’s not fair!  You’re an ADULT! You’re TWELVE!  If you want to go to ShieldDawn to become a Legendary Cheesemaker, then you should be ALLOWED go to ShieldDawn and become a Legendary Cheesemaker! 

He tells you that no, you can’t go to ShieldDawn.

He tells you that Misty, you’re growing up to be a beautiful, young adult.  You’ve got your whole life ahead of you.  Fortresses…Fortresses aren’t like the mountainhomes.  Even Fortresses like ShieldDawn.  Fortresses don’t care about the Dwarves who come there, unless they’re already Great Dwarves or one of The Seven.  A young girl like you, unskilled, an aspiring cheesemaker…he just doesn’t want you to get hurt, Misty.

Oh great, there he goes again.  “Why don’t you become an armorsmith like me, Misty?”  “Sure, Cheesemaking is a great profession, but why don’t you try being a Miner, Misty?”  “I’m not sure there’s much of a demand for Cheesemaking, Misty.”  What does he have against cheesemakers?!  Cheesemaking is a GREAT DWARVEN PROFESSION!  You’re going to be the GREATEST CHEESEMAKER EVER, and he nor anyone else can say otherwise!

He tells you that he’s not going to throw you in jail, even though you’ve broken the law.  As Duke, he’s decided to pardon you.  However, you WILL stay in his office until he’s ready to talk to you.  He says he’s not mad that you broke out of your room, but he is very disappointed that you lied to him.  Dwarves do not lie, cheat, or steal from one another, Misty.  We are better than that.  YOU are better than that.

He says he just wants the best for you, Misty.  He loves you, Misty.

Gods, your dad is such an ass.

next

[Cellmonk]

ermergerd plot twist!
I really don't know what to do now...
besides go make a legendary artifact out of cheese so that we become a legendary cheese maker and show them, show them all!
though then we might just be a legendary craftdwarf.
and that wouldn't do. not one bit.

[callisto8413]

ermergerd plot twist!
I really don't know what to do now...
besides go make a legendary artifact out of cheese so that we become a legendary cheese maker and show them, show them all!
though then we might just be a legendary craftdwarf.
and that wouldn't do. not one bit.

That would work, because then they would send her, with the Milkers and the Lye Makers and the other worthless...I mean Legendary Dwarfs to the Fortress.  We just have to wait a year.....


Or maybe she should just sneak out one night?

[WillowLuman]

Too adorable. Must watch!

[MDFification]

I have an idea!
Remember when we started to train miscellaneous item user? Continue with that. Become a backpack weilding caravan guard. Desert the caravan when you get to the fortress.
Basically;
>Begin training montage