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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1002108 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #645 on: February 09, 2016, 12:25:06 pm »

German authorities have no idea how this could happen.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #646 on: February 09, 2016, 05:19:01 pm »

Heard on the radio that the human element has failed: Some guy manually disabled the safety system put in place to prevent this type of accident to 'wave through' a train that was running late. Because of the track's location and surroundings, each driver had no chance of detecting the other train.

Then again, the passengers presumably were mostly Bavarians, so it's not that bad. Too soon?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #647 on: February 09, 2016, 05:33:47 pm »

Then again, the passengers presumably were mostly Bavarians, so it's not that bad. Too soon?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #648 on: February 09, 2016, 06:12:16 pm »

Then again, the passengers presumably were mostly Bavarians, so it's not that bad. Too soon?

I take offense to this :P.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #649 on: February 09, 2016, 06:16:53 pm »

Yes, Helgoland, too soon.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #650 on: February 10, 2016, 06:46:08 am »

Don't derail the thread Helgo

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #651 on: February 10, 2016, 06:50:37 am »

Don't derail the thread Helgo

I believe this wins the award for 'Things you lest expect to come from Loud Whispers.'  :P
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #652 on: February 10, 2016, 06:55:10 am »

Huh? 10/10 puns are something I've come to expect of him on a regular basis!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #653 on: February 10, 2016, 07:20:22 am »

...

I was going to say something witty but I lost my train of thought.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #654 on: February 10, 2016, 07:21:27 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #655 on: February 10, 2016, 08:24:15 am »

Guys, get back on track.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #656 on: February 10, 2016, 08:25:39 am »

Argh, why are you railing against the train puns?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #657 on: February 10, 2016, 08:28:51 am »

There are no brakes on the pun train.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #658 on: February 10, 2016, 08:35:33 am »

The signals point to puns, yes...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #659 on: February 10, 2016, 08:42:44 am »

Huh? 10/10 puns are something I've come to expect of him on a regular basis!

I will admit that in this context it is very much something you'd expect from Loud Whispers.

Now imagine it at any other time.  :P
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